Posted on 01/29/2005 11:03:29 AM PST by Kitten Festival
It began when ol’ Dubya gave Al Gore the boot, Those gun-hating Dems really started to shoot. Their weapons of choice though leave much to desire For they’re usually off-target and so often misfire.
In his blustering barrages, as everyone knows, Al Gore is most likely to blow off his own nose. And in hitting his targets, Teddy’s chances are slimmer He’s no better at bombast than he was as a swimmer.
John Kerry took aim at Bush’s war in Iraq But salvoes from Swiftees left him smoking black. Daschle went to Dakota with all barrels loaded; When the smoke finally cleared, he had clearly imploded.
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