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Uncleshag & DFU Parody CD??? Get in your requests
DFU | 1-23-05 | dfu

Posted on 01/23/2005 8:05:50 AM PST by doug from upland

Mudboy Slim recently introduced to me a FReeper with great talent --- uncleshag. He whipped out two productions from my lyrics for ONE TIN SOLDIER and THE BOXER. They were outstanding! I had the great pleasure to meet him in D.C.

We are talking about doing a parody CD with up to a dozen songs. I think I'm up to about 1500 or so here. If you are interested, go to the FR search engine, put in your favorite songs, and make a request. I will put links on this thread to some of my favorites.

We will see how it goes, but we are hopeful that this can be done some time in the spring.


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1 posted on 01/23/2005 8:05:53 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma")

Mary Jo, come for a drive with me
With the wind in our hair we'll feel free
I have all the power of two hundred horses
We will have a fun time, you will see

Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile

You are making my dingy quiver
I am hoping you will deliver
I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

I've a technique I haven't varied
Let us just pretend I'm not married
Let us just pretend I'm not married in this Oldsmobile

I know sometimes I am conniving
My friend just took my test for diving
But I swear that I'm fit for driving so it's no big deal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

When we hit the road, if it's raining
There will be no need for complaining
My brakes I've always been maintaining in my Oldsmobile

It's well known that I hold my liquor
Most officials get drunk much quicker
There's a barf bag if I get sicker after that big meal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

2 posted on 01/23/2005 8:08:37 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - I AM WOMAN

I am woman with a gun
I won’t take crap from anyone
So you rapists better stay away from me

If you dare to take the chance
I’ll shoot off something in your pants
Well, just try me and I guess you’re gonna see

Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing

I am woman with a gun
And, I’m not fearing anyone
And, I warn muggers that I won’t be easy prey

I have practiced every week
If it is trouble that they seek
Then they’ll find out that it is not their lucky day

Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing

I am woman with a gun
And, I am warning everyone
That if you break into my house you’re gonna die

I don’t have the time to wait
Because the police are always late
And I will fill bad guys with lead…I’m not too shy

Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible

I’m not into victimhood…being armed is really good
I think every woman should

3 posted on 01/23/2005 8:11:23 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - TELL LAURA I LOVE HER

Our Katie Couric, that perky one
You won’t believe what she’s done
Just look and you’ll see
She shows her butt right on TV

We are sure it will win the sweeps
Though, of course, it gives you the creeps
Children all watch…they’re filled with glee
It’s Katie’s colonoscopy

The nurses are screaming…a nightmare they’re dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katie’s brain

So Katie’s now the butt of their jokes
Inside her each doctor pokes
They cannot believe their eyes
The viewer’s getting a big surprise

They say she has made history
Something like this you’ll never see
One screams out, “I can’t concur
Most Democrats are just like her”

The nurses are screaming…a nightmare they’re dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katie’s brain

They stitch her up…it’s finally done
She’ll take time off out in the sun
People say each time they pass
Hey, we know your head’s in your (bleep)

The nurses are screaming…a nightmare they’re dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katie’s brain

The nurses are screaming…a nightmare they’re dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katie’s brain

4 posted on 01/23/2005 8:14:26 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - IMAGINE - 2nd version

Imagine no more warriors…it’s easy if you try
Without our weapons…poor Arabs would not die
Imagine all us marching…there’d be love and peace

Imagine no right wingers…who always want a war
They’re so damn patriotic…I do not know what for
Imagine if Osama…knew we would not fight

You-ou-ou-ou-ou…might say I’m an airhead
But I’m not the only one
Come on, I think you should join us
Our Utopia’s begun

Well, wait here just one second…what the heck do I see
Here come Islamofascists…I think they might kill me
My mother raised a fool…my head’s you know where

You-ou-ou-ou-ou…can call me an airhead
‘Cause it seems that you were right
Somebody shot me...I am bleeding
I guess I have seen the light


5 posted on 01/23/2005 8:18:10 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: doug from upland

The Wreck of the John Fn Kerry will forever be my favorite.


6 posted on 01/23/2005 8:23:12 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: doug from upland
Whatever you guys come up with, I want one .....

Bring it on !!

7 posted on 01/23/2005 8:23:34 AM PST by Tuba Guy ("There's gonna be hell to pay ....")
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST -- scroll down to the second set of songs

There are so few who pass the test
They are the best of all the best
They are called Rangers, strong and proud
And each one stands above the crowd

For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There's none more fierce and bold

To Mogadishu they would go
There was a Black Hawk down they know
Outnumbered one hundred to one
That's when the terror had begun

By greater forces they're outgunned
The U.N. had screwed up, they were stunned
They got into a firefight
They fought 12 hours day and night

For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There were none more fierce and bold

All their requests civilians thwart
They needed armor for support
Eighteen had died, no armor came
Clinton's the one who is to blame

(slight musical interlude)

"Surrender's" no Ranger word

(slight musical interlude)

Eighteen brave heroes died 'cause no armor came
And Bill Clinton is to blame

There are so few who pass the test
They were the best of all the best
They gave their lives to do their part
They are remembered in our heart

They are remembered in...our heart
Yes, in our heart

=======================================

Killed on Oct. 3 and 4, 1993
With posthumous awards.

Sgt. First Class Randy Shughart, a Delta soldier killed defending the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.

Master Sgt. Gary Gordon, a Delta soldier who was killed after jumping in to defend the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.

CWO Cliff Wolcott, pilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and the Air Medal with Valor Device.

CWO Donovan Briley, copilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.

Staff Sgt. William Cleveland, a crew chief on Super 64 Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.

Staff Sgt. Thomas Field, a crew chief on Super 64, Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.

CWO Raymond Frank, copilot of Super 64, Silver Star, Air Medal with Valor Device.

Staff Sgt. Daniel Busch, who crashed on Super 61 and was killed defending the downed crew, the Silver Star.

Sgt. Cornell Houston, who was killed fighting on the rescue convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Sgt. Casey Joyce, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Spec. James Cavaco, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Cpl. Jamie Smith, who bled to death with the pinned-down force around crash site one, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Sgt. Dominick Pilla, who was killed on the convoy rescuing Pfc. Todd Blackburn, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Pfc. Richard Kowalewski, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Sgt. Lorenzo Ruiz, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.

Sgt. First Class Earl Fillmore, Delta soldier killed moving to the first crash site.

Pfc. James Martin, who was killed on the rescue convoy.

Master Sgt. Tim "Griz" Martin a Delta soldier killed on the Lost Convoy.

8 posted on 01/23/2005 8:32:27 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - END OF THE INNOCENCE

For several years they sang his song…he was a hero to their cause
In denial many lived…he placed himself up above the laws
He knew all of the right things to say…down through…hell and then back believers would go
In eight long years he's done to us…more damage than you know

For his neglect we would finally pay the price…the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame…it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy

At OKC he saw his chance…he needed to divide us all
He would create the vast right wing…and his mind-numbed fools would pick up the ball
So we'd fight among ourselves…and the…grand scheme had worked, he got his way
With our attention diverted he…would gut the CIA

For his neglect we would pay the price…the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame…it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy

We endured a psychopath…who saw himself as the Rockstar Prez
We had sent the warnings out…watch what this man does, not what he says

For neglect we paid the price…when those great buildings fell with many dead
And we know just where to place the blame…it's on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died…there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end…this is the end…of his legacy



9 posted on 01/23/2005 8:43:29 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
This was written after the FReepers exposed the Rather phony docs. On the first Tuesday in November in the year of our Lord 2004, the mainstream media suffered a body blow that might not yet be lethal, but it is indeed painful. This is for us to savor and stick in their faces.
==============================================

MIDI - AMERICAN PIE

A long, long time ago...when the TV news biz started
They knew not where it would go
They hoped it would last forever...no matter how they did their jobs
But there were things that they just couldn't know
The public trust they were abusing...they thought that they would catch us snoozing
They sneaked in their bias...pretending to be pious
Talk Radio, cable, and internet...showed them all that their match they met
In his Depends Cronkite wet and Old Media had died

So bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died

It was Brokaw, Jennings, and Rather who each night put out all that blather
They determined what was news
They pretended that they were real journalists...the more we heard, the more we're p*ssed
We grew so weary of their slanted views
Every chance they'd knock the GOP...it was obvious, the blind could see
While they put out their leftist prattle...we were getting set for the battle
Well, there came a guy named JimRob who had quite enough
It was time our side proved that it had the right stuff...he took charge and showed them it wasn't a bluff
Old Media would die

We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died

For years the game they had been winning 'cause they were really good at spinning
It was easy as could be
Entertainment they sometimes threw in for fun...they came down hard on those with guns
Oh my, there's Katie's colonoscopy
There was shock when they examined her..."That's her brain" each one would soon concur
Then the nurses all started screaming...when they realized they're not dreaming
We heard some shout, "Here is a chance we cannot let pass...we will say we're sorry if we're being too crass
Everyone knew Katie's head was in her *ss"
Old Media would die

We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died

Their cheerleading really was shameless...for what RATS did they're always blameless
No one had been too surprised
To the whole world they'd proven that they were whores...they kissed the feet of Michael Moore
Can I please have that pizza supersized?
He ballooned up to a half a ton...he could cause an eclipse of the sun
To the anchors he was a hero...while things burned they're playing like Nero
There was no chance they would show both sides of anything...propaganda they had been determined to bring
One day they were foiled by the vast right wing
Old Media would die

We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died

Would they do what's right? They're saying, "NO, never"...they thought they were just so very clever
They thought they'd get away with it
Docs were found down in Sandy Berger's pants...and Dan Rather thought he'd take a chance
With those forgeries now George Bush he would get
Dan used them and he was elated...but Bush is misunderestimated
Thanks to a group of sleepers...pajama-wearing FReepers
So Dan Rather's plan would fail...Ken's frequency was now in a jail
A happy ending to this tale
Old Media would die

We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died


10 posted on 01/23/2005 8:45:21 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: Wolverine
Per your FReepmail request --

MIDI - WE ARE THE WORLD

We have stepped up...when there's no one else who could
There's no one who's more kind or as good
We hear your complaining...it's really getting old
Shut up or your hands we won't hold

We have shed blood so that others may be free
We don't rule, that has been our history
We want friends and partners, and not subjects to control
A good life has always been our goal

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

When evil rules...to what nation do you turn?
We all know --- it's the good old US of A
We have grown so weary of your anti-US rants
Next time you face Nazis, go call France

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

(musical break)

When evil rules...to what great nation do you turn?
Of course, we know...the good old USA

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
Perhaps you will get the things you need

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need

11 posted on 01/23/2005 10:36:42 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: Wolverine
Here's your second request --

MIDI - DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die

Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

England ruled from afar
Until the brave among them said
We won't accept the tyranny
We'll show them kings are dead
So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die

Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

In more recent times some tyrants had sworn they would rule the world
But the strong stood up and fought and with the stars and stripes unfurled
Defeated the Nazis and fascists and communists too

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die

Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die

Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory


12 posted on 01/23/2005 10:38:47 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'

Half a million more…just sneaked in today
I called INS…to see what they’d say
They said they're not worried…it will all be okay
California’s screamin’…why aren’t they sent away

I went to a store…I go to everyday
And I couldn’t understand…a word the clerks would say
Please tell me what is going on…do it without delay
California’s screamin’…why aren’t they sent away

(musical interlude)

Gangs are in the streets…everywhere I go
While La Raza screams…”This is Mexico!”
I am really startled…I am in dismay
California’s screamin’…why aren’t they sent away
Why aren't they sent away…why aren't the sent away


13 posted on 01/23/2005 10:40:45 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE

Mommy please explain to me…what does abortion mean
That’s a word my teacher used…last week in school
She said that she paid for one…and that it’s not really cruel
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…why is a fetus bad
She said it’s a parasite…that had to die
Is it just a worthless thing…do you think that it can cry
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain me…what does “it’s my choice” mean
Does it mean that life and death…was in her hands
Did she take what wasn’t hers…did she scoff at God’s commands
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…what's “partial birth” about
Does it mean a baby died...in an awful way
Why do people do such things…it will not grow up to play
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…are doctors sometimes wrong
Isn’t life the thing that they…swore to protect
If they do an awful deed…something sacred they reject
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

14 posted on 01/23/2005 10:44:18 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
MIDI - CAMP GRENADA

Hey black pant suit…are you dusty…worn by Rodham…are you crusty?
For two decades…you have lasted…you’d not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted

You had touched the…evil lady…when the softballs…came from Katy
Once you thought you’d…really lost ‘er…when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster

You were there for…depositions…she proclaimed them…inquisitions
There was comfort…you’re providing…on the day the billing records she was hiding

Are you wool or…polyester…Carville may know…go ask Chester
You can’t fit a-…round her belly…you need washing…Pakistanis say you’re smelly

Please be honest…was she plastered…when she screamed “You F.J. Bastard”
Did she hurl…when she read “Leaves of Grass” was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement…if you’re worn to her indictment
And by chance…do you think you’d survive if she should wet her pants

Wait a minute…is “exquisite”…what you hear when…lezbos visit
Have you had a…corsage clipped on…like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on

Were you out in the Rose Garden…Bill was late and...begged her pardon
We know there was…trouble plenty…she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente

15 posted on 01/23/2005 10:53:44 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: doug from upland

I hope I'm not being presumptuous, but I dabble a little in song parody myself. Let me know what you think of my rendition of "American Pie".

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how
Networks news could make me frown
But we knew if we had our chance
That we could make those anchors dance
And maybe they would vanish out of town

But Brokaw/Jennings made us shiver
With every broadcast they’d deliver
False news on our doorstep
We couldn’t take more bullshit

We laughed so hard we nearly cried
when we read about his diatribe
But something deep inside him died
The day, Dan Rather lied

And they were singing
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died

Did you read the Manifest
And do you have faith in socialists
If V.I. Lenin tell you so
Now do you believe in Karl Marx
Can the Times save your commie arse
Did Cronkite teach you how to launch, a farce

Well we know that your in love with him
Cause we saw you interview Saddam
You got off famously
Do you dig those big red berets

We were sophisticated ‘nettin hacks
With broadband modems and a thirst for facts
But we knew then we’d hit the max
The day, Dan Rather lied

We started singin…
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died

Now for ten years the ‘net has grown
And truth grows, fat on a rolling stone
But, that ain’t how it used to be
When the jesters read the evening news
With scripts designed to play a ruse
In a voice, to bring on all our blues.

And while the Dan was telling lies
Pajamahadin caught his lies
No courtroom could adjourn
A verdict was returned

While Rather played the dumb patsy
The PTB knew that he must leave
And we sang songs of victory
The day, Dan Rather lied

Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died

Helter Skelter in election swelter
60 Minutes in a fallout shelter
Bombs coming down and falling fast
Landing right upon their heads
Mary Mapes demands a pass
With Burkett on the sidelines, in a cast
Then Dan’s eyes turned a fiery red
When he got spanked out in the shed
We all got up to dance
Almost didn’t get the chance

Old media to retake the field
The pajama clad refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day, Dan Rather lied

We started singin…
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died

There we were in cyberspace
A generation who found their place
With some time left to start again
So come on, Dan be nimble, Dan be quick
Dan stepped on a bovine chip
Subversion is the anchors only friend

As we watched him on the stage
His hands were clenched in fists of rage
Some cyber blogger clowns
Thought they could take him down
And as the flames climbed high into the night
From Danny Rathers pyre site
I saw JimRob laughing with delight
The day, Dan Rather lied

I met a Green who sang the blues
So I showed her all the happy news
But she just frowned and turned away
I went down to the Forum store
Where I’d heard the music years before
And found the Freepers kept the music playing

And in the streets the people cheered
Liberals cried but it was clear
Fibs no longer spoken
Media bells all were broken

And the two men who made the call
TankerKC, Buckhead standing tall
They caught the last train for the Ball
The day, Dan Rather lied

And they were singin’
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died


16 posted on 01/23/2005 1:06:14 PM PST by Bob J (RIGHTALK.com...a conservative alternative to NPR!)
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To: Bob J

Very, very well done, Bob.


17 posted on 01/23/2005 1:56:39 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: uncleshag
How will we decide? There are so many RAT targets.

MIDI - RAG DOLL

Doll-oll-oll-oll hair…it is as silly as can be
Joe's doll-oll-oll-oll hair…I laugh when he is on TV

Joe Biden had his doctor put plugs in his head
He should have superglued a critter that was dead

Now he has…doll hair…now he has…doll hair
It's a bad transplant…worse than James Traficant

Doll-oll-oll-oll hair…it is as silly as can be

Joe lost his hair about the time he lost his mind
This liberal puke can kiss my rosy red behind

Now he has…doll hair…now he has…doll hair
It's a bad transplant…worse than James Traficant

Doll-oll-oll-oll hair…it is as silly as can be
Joe's doll-oll-oll-oll hair…I laugh when he is on TV

Hey, Joe, will you put on a hat...we're laughing so hysterically

Hey, Joe, come on, put on a hat…my ribs are hurting, can't you see?

18 posted on 01/23/2005 3:43:39 PM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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To: doug from upland

One more, a tribute to Michael Moore, DESPERATION (Desperado)


Desperation, won’t let you come to your senses
You’ve been filming deceptions, for so long now

Tell us some big ones
We know that you got the backers
To make films that are slackers
To hurt Bush somehow

The 911 propaganda ploy
a disinformation fable
Cause truth don’t ever seem to reach your goals
Now it seems to me some fine clues
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that con the most

Desperation, oh it ain’t gettin’ no thinner
Your hate and your spinners, they’ve got to find blame
Speech freedom, speech freedom, well that’s just some more diversion
Your prison is lyin’ through this world with no shame

Premier your film at election time
See Goebbels beam but the sun won’t shine
It’s hard to tell what’s honest from the jive
Lose all the highs but keep the lows
Ain’t it funny how good feelings go…away

Desperation, Hollywood flexes it’s power
Come down from that tower, there’s terror below
The nations troubled, but you think power trumps country
You need to find some love of country (find some love of country)
You need to find some love of country, before its too late


19 posted on 01/23/2005 4:06:51 PM PST by Bob J (RIGHTALK.com...a conservative alternative to NPR!)
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To: uncleshag
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - version No. 5 (although others may appeal to you more)

(Long intro)

She is evil and cold…she seeks power and gold
And she swears she’ll be back in the White House
She makes plans every day…her dream won’t go away
And she swears she’ll be back in the White House

She was sent straight here from hell…and she swears that she will be back in the White House

There’s a sign on her wall…that says “Freedom Must Fall”
It is clear that it has just one meaning
Children walk by a brook…who do not know she’s a crook
And that she’s spent her whole lifetime scheming

Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened

It’s the sign of the beast…as we look to the East
For this nation our hearts have been grieving
With notorious deeds…she’ll do all that she needs
She’s perfected the art of deceiving

Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened

And the rumor is soon…she’ll be playing her tune
As a piper she’ll have the RATS follow
She has masked what is true…what she tells them, they’ll do
Propaganda they easily swallow

If you’re dare questioning the motives of true believers
They all will say that you are hateful
‘Cause everything that she is doing is for the children
Understand, you should be grateful

Ooh, you should be frightened

Your head is spinning and it won’t stop…what is this evil?
The scene has almost become ghoulish
The left succeeded and dumbed down the whole population
She is the hope for all the foolish

And as her plan moved down the road…out of the shadows Satan strode
She’s been his tool all along…we soon will hear his fiery song
She played the victim and the wife…to Satan she has pledged her life
Great power’s always been her goal…to get it she gave up her soul
It’s time to all drop down and prayyyyyyyyyyy…pray…pray

Because Hillary swears she’ll get back to…the White House

20 posted on 01/24/2005 6:31:48 AM PST by doug from upland (THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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