Posted on 01/23/2005 8:05:50 AM PST by doug from upland
Mudboy Slim recently introduced to me a FReeper with great talent --- uncleshag. He whipped out two productions from my lyrics for ONE TIN SOLDIER and THE BOXER. They were outstanding! I had the great pleasure to meet him in D.C.
We are talking about doing a parody CD with up to a dozen songs. I think I'm up to about 1500 or so here. If you are interested, go to the FR search engine, put in your favorite songs, and make a request. I will put links on this thread to some of my favorites.
We will see how it goes, but we are hopeful that this can be done some time in the spring.
Mary Jo, come for a drive with me
With the wind in our hair we'll feel free
I have all the power of two hundred horses
We will have a fun time, you will see
Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile
You are making my dingy quiver
I am hoping you will deliver
I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
I've a technique I haven't varied
Let us just pretend I'm not married
Let us just pretend I'm not married in this Oldsmobile
I know sometimes I am conniving
My friend just took my test for diving
But I swear that I'm fit for driving so it's no big deal
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
When we hit the road, if it's raining
There will be no need for complaining
My brakes I've always been maintaining in my Oldsmobile
It's well known that I hold my liquor
Most officials get drunk much quicker
There's a barf bag if I get sicker after that big meal
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
I am woman with a gun
I wont take crap from anyone
So you rapists better stay away from me
If you dare to take the chance
Ill shoot off something in your pants
Well, just try me and I guess youre gonna see
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
Im determined
I will protect myself
Im well-trained
I am invincible
I am packing
I am woman with a gun
And, Im not fearing anyone
And, I warn muggers that I wont be easy prey
I have practiced every week
If it is trouble that they seek
Then theyll find out that it is not their lucky day
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
Im determined
I will protect myself
Im well-trained
I am invincible
I am packing
I am woman with a gun
And, I am warning everyone
That if you break into my house youre gonna die
I dont have the time to wait
Because the police are always late
And I will fill bad guys with lead
Im not too shy
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
Im determined
I will protect myself
Im well-trained
I am invincible
Im not into victimhood
being armed is really good
I think every woman should
Our Katie Couric, that perky one
You wont believe what shes done
Just look and youll see
She shows her butt right on TV
We are sure it will win the sweeps
Though, of course, it gives you the creeps
Children all watch
theyre filled with glee
Its Katies colonoscopy
The nurses are screaming
a nightmare theyre dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katies brain
So Katies now the butt of their jokes
Inside her each doctor pokes
They cannot believe their eyes
The viewers getting a big surprise
They say she has made history
Something like this youll never see
One screams out, I cant concur
Most Democrats are just like her
The nurses are screaming
a nightmare theyre dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katies brain
They stitch her up
its finally done
Shell take time off out in the sun
People say each time they pass
Hey, we know your heads in your (bleep)
The nurses are screaming
a nightmare theyre dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katies brain
The nurses are screaming
a nightmare theyre dreaming
Their fear they cannot restrain
The doctor just found Katies brain
Imagine no more warriors
its easy if you try
Without our weapons
poor Arabs would not die
Imagine all us marching
thered be love and peace
Imagine no right wingers
who always want a war
Theyre so damn patriotic
I do not know what for
Imagine if Osama
knew we would not fight
You-ou-ou-ou-ou
might say Im an airhead
But Im not the only one
Come on, I think you should join us
Our Utopias begun
Well, wait here just one second
what the heck do I see
Here come Islamofascists
I think they might kill me
My mother raised a fool
my heads you know where
You-ou-ou-ou-ou
can call me an airhead
Cause it seems that you were right
Somebody shot me...I am bleeding
I guess I have seen the light
The Wreck of the John Fn Kerry will forever be my favorite.
Bring it on !!
There are so few who pass the test
They are the best of all the best
They are called Rangers, strong and proud
And each one stands above the crowd
For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There's none more fierce and bold
To Mogadishu they would go
There was a Black Hawk down they know
Outnumbered one hundred to one
That's when the terror had begun
By greater forces they're outgunned
The U.N. had screwed up, they were stunned
They got into a firefight
They fought 12 hours day and night
For those who survived the training
They were set to do what they were told
They were the warriors who were so well prepared
There were none more fierce and bold
All their requests civilians thwart
They needed armor for support
Eighteen had died, no armor came
Clinton's the one who is to blame
(slight musical interlude)
"Surrender's" no Ranger word
(slight musical interlude)
Eighteen brave heroes died 'cause no armor came
And Bill Clinton is to blame
There are so few who pass the test
They were the best of all the best
They gave their lives to do their part
They are remembered in our heart
They are remembered in...our heart
Yes, in our heart
=======================================
Killed on Oct. 3 and 4, 1993
With posthumous awards.
Sgt. First Class Randy Shughart, a Delta soldier killed defending the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.
Master Sgt. Gary Gordon, a Delta soldier who was killed after jumping in to defend the crew of Super 64, the Medal of Honor.
CWO Cliff Wolcott, pilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and the Air Medal with Valor Device.
CWO Donovan Briley, copilot of Super 61, Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. William Cleveland, a crew chief on Super 64 Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. Thomas Field, a crew chief on Super 64, Silver Star, Bronze Star and Air Medal with Valor Device.
CWO Raymond Frank, copilot of Super 64, Silver Star, Air Medal with Valor Device.
Staff Sgt. Daniel Busch, who crashed on Super 61 and was killed defending the downed crew, the Silver Star.
Sgt. Cornell Houston, who was killed fighting on the rescue convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Casey Joyce, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Spec. James Cavaco, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Cpl. Jamie Smith, who bled to death with the pinned-down force around crash site one, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Dominick Pilla, who was killed on the convoy rescuing Pfc. Todd Blackburn, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Pfc. Richard Kowalewski, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. Lorenzo Ruiz, who was killed on the Lost Convoy, the Bronze Star with Valor Device.
Sgt. First Class Earl Fillmore, Delta soldier killed moving to the first crash site.
Pfc. James Martin, who was killed on the rescue convoy.
Master Sgt. Tim "Griz" Martin a Delta soldier killed on the Lost Convoy.
For several years they sang his song
he was a hero to their cause
In denial many lived
he placed himself up above the laws
He knew all of the right things to say
down through
hell and then back believers would go
In eight long years he's done to us
more damage than you know
For his neglect we would finally pay the price
the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame
it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
At OKC he saw his chance
he needed to divide us all
He would create the vast right wing
and his mind-numbed fools would pick up the ball
So we'd fight among ourselves
and the
grand scheme had worked, he got his way
With our attention diverted he
would gut the CIA
For his neglect we would pay the price
the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame
it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
We endured a psychopath
who saw himself as the Rockstar Prez
We had sent the warnings out
watch what this man does, not what he says
For neglect we paid the price
when those great buildings fell with many dead
And we know just where to place the blame
it's on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
A long, long time ago...when the TV news biz started
They knew not where it would go
They hoped it would last forever...no matter how they did their jobs
But there were things that they just couldn't know
The public trust they were abusing...they thought that they would catch us snoozing
They sneaked in their bias...pretending to be pious
Talk Radio, cable, and internet...showed them all that their match they met
In his Depends Cronkite wet and Old Media had died
So bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
It was Brokaw, Jennings, and Rather who each night put out all that blather
They determined what was news
They pretended that they were real journalists...the more we heard, the more we're p*ssed
We grew so weary of their slanted views
Every chance they'd knock the GOP...it was obvious, the blind could see
While they put out their leftist prattle...we were getting set for the battle
Well, there came a guy named JimRob who had quite enough
It was time our side proved that it had the right stuff...he took charge and showed them it wasn't a bluff
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
For years the game they had been winning 'cause they were really good at spinning
It was easy as could be
Entertainment they sometimes threw in for fun...they came down hard on those with guns
Oh my, there's Katie's colonoscopy
There was shock when they examined her..."That's her brain" each one would soon concur
Then the nurses all started screaming...when they realized they're not dreaming
We heard some shout, "Here is a chance we cannot let pass...we will say we're sorry if we're being too crass
Everyone knew Katie's head was in her *ss"
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
Their cheerleading really was shameless...for what RATS did they're always blameless
No one had been too surprised
To the whole world they'd proven that they were whores...they kissed the feet of Michael Moore
Can I please have that pizza supersized?
He ballooned up to a half a ton...he could cause an eclipse of the sun
To the anchors he was a hero...while things burned they're playing like Nero
There was no chance they would show both sides of anything...propaganda they had been determined to bring
One day they were foiled by the vast right wing
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
Would they do what's right? They're saying, "NO, never"...they thought they were just so very clever
They thought they'd get away with it
Docs were found down in Sandy Berger's pants...and Dan Rather thought he'd take a chance
With those forgeries now George Bush he would get
Dan used them and he was elated...but Bush is misunderestimated
Thanks to a group of sleepers...pajama-wearing FReepers
So Dan Rather's plan would fail...Ken's frequency was now in a jail
A happy ending to this tale
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died
We have stepped up...when there's no one else who could
There's no one who's more kind or as good
We hear your complaining...it's really getting old
Shut up or your hands we won't hold
We have shed blood so that others may be free
We don't rule, that has been our history
We want friends and partners, and not subjects to control
A good life has always been our goal
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
When evil rules...to what nation do you turn?
We all know --- it's the good old US of A
We have grown so weary of your anti-US rants
Next time you face Nazis, go call France
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
(musical break)
When evil rules...to what great nation do you turn?
Of course, we know...the good old USA
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
Perhaps you will get the things you need
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
To all world...stop all your whining
We are the light of freedom that is brightly shining
We have set the standard...so start following our lead
And perhaps you will get the things you need
MIDI - DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die
Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory
England ruled from afar
Until the brave among them said
We won't accept the tyranny
We'll show them kings are dead
So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born
Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die
Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory
In more recent times some tyrants had sworn they would rule the world
But the strong stood up and fought and with the stars and stripes unfurled
Defeated the Nazis and fascists and communists too
Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die
Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory
Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die
Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory
Half a million more
just sneaked in today
I called INS
to see what theyd say
They said they're not worried
it will all be okay
Californias screamin
why arent they sent away
I went to a store
I go to everyday
And I couldnt understand
a word the clerks would say
Please tell me what is going on
do it without delay
Californias screamin
why arent they sent away
(musical interlude)
Gangs are in the streets
everywhere I go
While La Raza screams
This is Mexico!
I am really startled
I am in dismay
Californias screamin
why arent they sent away
Why aren't they sent away
why aren't the sent away
Mommy please explain to me
what does abortion mean
Thats a word my teacher used
last week in school
She said that she paid for one
and that its not really cruel
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me
why is a fetus bad
She said its a parasite
that had to die
Is it just a worthless thing
do you think that it can cry
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain me
what does its my choice mean
Does it mean that life and death
was in her hands
Did she take what wasnt hers
did she scoff at Gods commands
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me
what's partial birth about
Does it mean a baby died...in an awful way
Why do people do such things
it will not grow up to play
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me
are doctors sometimes wrong
Isnt life the thing that they
swore to protect
If they do an awful deed
something sacred they reject
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Hey black pant suit
are you dusty
worn by Rodham
are you crusty?
For two decades
you have lasted
youd not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted
You had touched the
evil lady
when the softballs
came from Katy
Once you thought youd
really lost er
when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster
You were there for
depositions
she proclaimed them
inquisitions
There was comfort
youre providing
on the day the billing records she was hiding
Are you wool or
polyester
Carville may know
go ask Chester
You cant fit a-
round her belly
you need washing
Pakistanis say youre smelly
Please be honest
was she plastered
when she screamed You F.J. Bastard
Did she hurl
when she read Leaves of Grass was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement
if youre worn to her indictment
And by chance
do you think youd survive if she should wet her pants
Wait a minute
is exquisite
what you hear when
lezbos visit
Have you had a
corsage clipped on
like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on
Were you out in the Rose Garden
Bill was late and...begged her pardon
We know there was
trouble plenty
she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente
I hope I'm not being presumptuous, but I dabble a little in song parody myself. Let me know what you think of my rendition of "American Pie".
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how
Networks news could make me frown
But we knew if we had our chance
That we could make those anchors dance
And maybe they would vanish out of town
But Brokaw/Jennings made us shiver
With every broadcast theyd deliver
False news on our doorstep
We couldnt take more bullshit
We laughed so hard we nearly cried
when we read about his diatribe
But something deep inside him died
The day, Dan Rather lied
And they were singing
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died
Did you read the Manifest
And do you have faith in socialists
If V.I. Lenin tell you so
Now do you believe in Karl Marx
Can the Times save your commie arse
Did Cronkite teach you how to launch, a farce
Well we know that your in love with him
Cause we saw you interview Saddam
You got off famously
Do you dig those big red berets
We were sophisticated nettin hacks
With broadband modems and a thirst for facts
But we knew then wed hit the max
The day, Dan Rather lied
We started singin
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died
Now for ten years the net has grown
And truth grows, fat on a rolling stone
But, that aint how it used to be
When the jesters read the evening news
With scripts designed to play a ruse
In a voice, to bring on all our blues.
And while the Dan was telling lies
Pajamahadin caught his lies
No courtroom could adjourn
A verdict was returned
While Rather played the dumb patsy
The PTB knew that he must leave
And we sang songs of victory
The day, Dan Rather lied
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died
Helter Skelter in election swelter
60 Minutes in a fallout shelter
Bombs coming down and falling fast
Landing right upon their heads
Mary Mapes demands a pass
With Burkett on the sidelines, in a cast
Then Dans eyes turned a fiery red
When he got spanked out in the shed
We all got up to dance
Almost didnt get the chance
Old media to retake the field
The pajama clad refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day, Dan Rather lied
We started singin
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died
There we were in cyberspace
A generation who found their place
With some time left to start again
So come on, Dan be nimble, Dan be quick
Dan stepped on a bovine chip
Subversion is the anchors only friend
As we watched him on the stage
His hands were clenched in fists of rage
Some cyber blogger clowns
Thought they could take him down
And as the flames climbed high into the night
From Danny Rathers pyre site
I saw JimRob laughing with delight
The day, Dan Rather lied
I met a Green who sang the blues
So I showed her all the happy news
But she just frowned and turned away
I went down to the Forum store
Where Id heard the music years before
And found the Freepers kept the music playing
And in the streets the people cheered
Liberals cried but it was clear
Fibs no longer spoken
Media bells all were broken
And the two men who made the call
TankerKC, Buckhead standing tall
They caught the last train for the Ball
The day, Dan Rather lied
And they were singin
Bye, bye Mainstream Media Pie
Turned the channel to Dan Rather but his frequency died
Old media boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that they died
This will be the day that they died
Very, very well done, Bob.
Doll-oll-oll-oll hair
it is as silly as can be
Joe's doll-oll-oll-oll hair
I laugh when he is on TV
Joe Biden had his doctor put plugs in his head
He should have superglued a critter that was dead
Now he has
doll hair
now he has
doll hair
It's a bad transplant
worse than James Traficant
Doll-oll-oll-oll hair it is as silly as can be
Joe lost his hair about the time he lost his mind
This liberal puke can kiss my rosy red behind
Now he has
doll hair
now he has
doll hair
It's a bad transplant
worse than James Traficant
Doll-oll-oll-oll hair
it is as silly as can be
Joe's doll-oll-oll-oll hair
I laugh when he is on TV
Hey, Joe, will you put on a hat...we're laughing so hysterically
Hey, Joe, come on, put on a hat
my ribs are hurting, can't you see?
One more, a tribute to Michael Moore, DESPERATION (Desperado)
Desperation, wont let you come to your senses
Youve been filming deceptions, for so long now
Tell us some big ones
We know that you got the backers
To make films that are slackers
To hurt Bush somehow
The 911 propaganda ploy
a disinformation fable
Cause truth dont ever seem to reach your goals
Now it seems to me some fine clues
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that con the most
Desperation, oh it aint gettin no thinner
Your hate and your spinners, theyve got to find blame
Speech freedom, speech freedom, well thats just some more diversion
Your prison is lyin through this world with no shame
Premier your film at election time
See Goebbels beam but the sun wont shine
Its hard to tell whats honest from the jive
Lose all the highs but keep the lows
Aint it funny how good feelings go
away
Desperation, Hollywood flexes its power
Come down from that tower, theres terror below
The nations troubled, but you think power trumps country
You need to find some love of country (find some love of country)
You need to find some love of country, before its too late
(Long intro)
She is evil and cold
she seeks power and gold
And she swears shell be back in the White House
She makes plans every day
her dream wont go away
And she swears shell be back in the White House
She was sent straight here from hell and she swears that she will be back in the White House
Theres a sign on her wall
that says Freedom Must Fall
It is clear that it has just one meaning
Children walk by a brook
who do not know shes a crook
And that shes spent her whole lifetime scheming
Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened
Its the sign of the beast
as we look to the East
For this nation our hearts have been grieving
With notorious deeds
shell do all that she needs
Shes perfected the art of deceiving
Ooh, you should be frightened
Ooh, you should be frightened
And the rumor is soon
shell be playing her tune
As a piper shell have the RATS follow
She has masked what is true
what she tells them, theyll do
Propaganda they easily swallow
If youre dare questioning the motives of true believers
They all will say that you are hateful
Cause everything that she is doing is for the children
Understand, you should be grateful
Ooh, you should be frightened
Your head is spinning and it wont stop
what is this evil?
The scene has almost become ghoulish
The left succeeded and dumbed down the whole population
She is the hope for all the foolish
And as her plan moved down the road
out of the shadows Satan strode
Shes been his tool all along
we soon will hear his fiery song
She played the victim and the wife
to Satan she has pledged her life
Great powers always been her goal
to get it she gave up her soul
Its time to all drop down and prayyyyyyyyyyy
pray
pray
Because Hillary swears shell get back to
the White House
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