Good one, P.J., as usual.
I checked your story about hunting hippies; I recommend it to others in here. (The link is in one of P.J.'s; I never bothered learning how to post links, although now it seems a good idea to learn.)
Soon afterwards I sent out my own humor article submissions (including the Hippie Hunting one). The money earned wasn't much but I am still proud of the fact that EVERY ONE of my articles were published in some newspaper somewhere. Oh, and lots of them were read by MILLIONS of Russkies back when I was the American Correspondent of Krokodil Magazine in the waning days of the old Evil Empire.