DUmmie FUnnies 01-13-05 ("Is Al Qaeda Just a Bush Boogeyman?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 13, 2005 | DUmmies, Robert Scheer, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Some how I get the feeling that the DUmmie FUnnies book would get a less than complimentary review in the Los Angeles Times if Robert Scheer is assigned to be the reviewer. Oh, and speaking on that topic, if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can contact me about publishing a DUmmie FUnnies book at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[killjoy]

[NRA1995]

"My husband, who is the most grounded person I know, truly believes that the Bushies captured bin Laden and just trot him out to read the scripts they give him every once in a while."

And I thought some of the Clinton conspiracy theories were out there!! These guys give new meaning to the term "wacko."

[ReeWalker]

What kind of drugs do you have to be on to believe all this crap?????

[A_perfect_lady]

My husband, who is the most grounded person I know, truly believes that the Bushies captured bin Laden and just trot him out to read the scripts they give him every once in a while. Let's be honest - bin Laden's appearance on Oct 30 won Bushie the election, right, so I have to wonder if he's right.

Uh... that's funny, I could have sworn these types were saying that OBL would be produced as a successful CATCH right before the election, and THAT would win "Bushie" the election.

I just cannot keep up with the conspiracy theories. The war is an evil plot to drive up the price of oil. No, the war is an evil plot to drive DOWN the price of oil. OBL didn't really mastermind 9-11, Israel did. No, wait, OBL did, but he was justified. No, wait, OBL did and his capture will be strategically timed. No, wait, he'll never be captured because he's a handy enemy. There are no ties between Saddam and OBL because they hate each other. No, wait, there are no ties because Al Qaeda doesn't exist. Of course, if Al Qaeda doesn't exist, how did OBL pull off 9-11? Oh, wait, I forgot, Israel did it.

Say, maybe there IS no OBL! Maybe 9-11 never actually happened! The Twin Towers are actually STILL THERE, just cleverly hidden by mirrors... made by Halliburton!! And designed... by Israel! Yes! Yes, that's it!

[snarkytart]

That is correct, Al QAEDA is not an international terror organization.
Yeah...um, I suggest this be the new Democrat platform.
I think they should scream this new mantra loud and proud in all the 2006 congressional races.
yeah...I think they should just keep saying this.

[grellis]

Yet a brilliant new BBC film produced by one of Britain's leading documentary filmmakers...

Close your eyes and imagine Michael Moore with a Cockney accent.

Now go use some mental floss!

[Ditter]

Ya know, OBL's beard doesn't look real to me. I'll bet he is a Hollywood actor that Rove has hired to play a guy named OBL on TV. Yeah thats it! We've been duped! LOL

[Dallas59]

I'm beginning to believe that most of these posters on DU do exist....and post on public library computers....then spend the night in a nearby ally, fighting over the last pint of Night Train "wine" and the last can Vienna sausages.

[Roscoe Karns]

[sandalwood]

I really wish they were correct. I want to believe that the only evil in the world derives directly from The White House!

Does that mean those of us who worked for Bush are exempt from an attack - will we get a phone call or something?

Actually, I hope this is true, so I won't be so darn freaked out next time I fly -
NO Al QUAEDA - that's the best news I've heard all week!

[MKM1960]

I think instead of the drugs they do, it's they drugs they need. I have never seen so many schizophrenics in one place. It seems that they have knitted all their delusions together to come up with an alternate reality that adjusts to fit their fantasy du jour. I think if you register Democrat you should get mandatory Thorazine. It might make them able to communicate outside the hive in a meaningful manner.

[Lazamataz]

Robert Scheer has gone from a partisan Democrat hack to an outright howling moonbat.

I, for one, consider that an improvement.

[Dallas59]

Delusional. The whole world is a great conspiracy.

[roses of sharon]

As with most libs, history begins when they wake up in the morning.

Most seem to not have followed or read about the ME, OBL, Saddam, and their Islamic cults that have roamed to globe for decades, murdering innocents, with impunity.

Their entire frame reference started with 9/11 or the take down of Saddam and Sons.

Sad that they are so susceptible to the MSM, MM, and world-wide leftists that have convinced them of such absurdities.

What is next, will they be convinced to commit atrocities, as the Islamic cults have done to their people?

[Budge]

Great one, PJ.

Osama bin Laden in the Bronx???

I actually had a guy at work tell me that President Bush is keeping OBL alive on his Texas ranch!

Wonder which DUmmie name he goes by.

[Roscoe Karns]

My husband,
who is the most grounded person I know, truly believes that the Bushies captured bin Laden and just trot him out to read the scripts they give him every once in a while

[Always Right]

Rove must have been working for Clinton when he invented Al Quaeda....

[franksolich]

You know, while in general, one can get a lot of laughs from the DUmmies in DUmmieland, this is one thing I find disturbing. There appears to be a lot of DUmmies on prescription drugs--they talk about it a great deal, sometimes even naming those specific drugs--which usually generally most of the time means a couple of things.

Number one, that they tend to feel so weakened against the realities of life, that they MUST have these things in order to cope with merely existing.

And number two, it is reasonable to suspect their reliance on some of these drugs--which are not cheap--allows them then to subsist on social security disability, rather than working in a job.

This is NOT a jab against those with a real need for prescription drugs (for the record, the only drug I ever take is.....aspirin), or against those who are legitimately disabled and hence on social security disability.

This however is a jab against a medical profession that pushes drugs on to people to make them "feel better" (nothing makes one feel better than a job, but that is never prescribed), and a social security system that allows one to become voluntarily "disabled," and hence eligible for a lifelong income without work.

Also, for the record, while I have nothing to do with medicine myself, I grew up in a family of medical professionals, and was always warned to be very cautious about prescription drugs. They have benefits, and some people need them, but they are not to be taken like popcorn.

So while in general, the DUmmies are amusing, this one thing is very disturbing about them, and does not bode well for their, or our, future.