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To: BrooklynGOP
You are not kidding.

When Adam and Eve died, Satan introduced the theory of evilution into the world that teaches that man and animals are genetically related. He downplayed the story of the creation and fall of man by the sin of Adam and Eve. Then women began to assume a dominant role in human affairs. Satan downplayed the command of God that women were to be in subjection to their husbands.

These fallen angels must have introduced their scheme as an evolutionary advance for mankind. They promised the women that if they married and bore their offspring they would not have to be in subjection to their husbands. As a result, the world was overrun by half human half animal genetic monstrosities and God decided to destroy the entire world except for Noah and his family.

The pre-Flood world was a zoological nightmare. From left to right, a grypon, a manticore, a ferocious human-headed carnivore with 3 interlocking rows of teeth, a basilick, a unicorn, an Assyrian human headed winged bull.

80 posted on 01/11/2005 11:53:46 AM PST by winodog (I am gonna stop calling them liberals. They are humanists. Liberal is actually a good word)
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To: winodog

Our long zoological nightmare is over.
83 posted on 01/11/2005 12:00:40 PM PST by Borges
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To: winodog; BrooklynGOP
a ferocious human-headed carnivore with 3 interlocking rows of teeth

I think I dated one of those once.

102 posted on 01/11/2005 1:24:42 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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