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DUmmie FUnnies 01-07-05 (DUmmie Doohickie Gives Up On "I Believe")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 7, 2005 | DUmmies, DUmmie Doohickie, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/07/2005 2:52:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Alas poor Doohickie, I knew him well...

...and flights of angels have sung him to his rest. Well, maybe not angels. Maybe the drugs really did start to kick in. Apparently Doohickie is the only one with a microscopic smidgen of sense over there!

101 posted on 01/07/2005 6:29:24 PM PST by grellis (#47,569 11-29-00. See? I made it easy for ya!)
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To: granite

I voted. I checked recounts=sore losers. I told them in the comments why is it that everytime a dim lost it was fraud but everytime a repuplican loses its on the up and up. I said there is always a winner and a loser and Bush won.


102 posted on 01/07/2005 6:30:01 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
OK DUmmies listen up, now that us 'fascists' won, we can now reveal the real plan:

as of today, the United States of America will be renamed the Confederate States of America, the history books will be altered so that the south won the civil war and slavery never got abolished, and guess what DUmmies, YOU GET TO BE THE SLAVES, ALL YOU LIBERAL 'RATS! And remember, he who fails to work he shall receive the lash courtesy of the Bush Youth! /muahahahahahahahahaha

103 posted on 01/07/2005 6:40:12 PM PST by William of Orange (I'm John Kerry and I approve this message. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do. Maybe, not.)
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To: Caipirabob

lol!
Enjoy :)


104 posted on 01/07/2005 6:46:42 PM PST by visualops (It's easier to build a child than repair an adult.)
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To: Repub4bush

I posted on the Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston thread,(

OMG Hilarious!!!!!


105 posted on 01/07/2005 7:08:35 PM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
DU Believe? [[Do you believe?]] I DU Believe! [[I do you believe!]]

Wha...?

106 posted on 01/07/2005 7:15:07 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: imskylark

"Democrats are slaves and prevented as a party to vote???? Come on!!! This is the most insane thing they have said yet."

Yeah, I guess those, what, 59,000,000(?) votes that were cast for Kerry by Democrats were just figments of everyone's imagination.


107 posted on 01/07/2005 7:15:36 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Motherbear

I liked the post that refers to "slaves and surfs." Could this possibly have been a typo, or has the poster only heard the word "serfs?"

Why did I go to that link? Why am I on this thread? Why are my guests having a noisy good time downstairs and do not seem to notice my absence? Why have I been reluctant to believe that DU members are genuinely lost in a dementia that is not frightening to them, but a comfort zone?


108 posted on 01/07/2005 7:16:29 PM PST by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix
"I believe it's gonna get ugly."

I guess Barbara Boxer tipped someone off about her press conference.

109 posted on 01/07/2005 7:18:35 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: Nataku X

I've noticed a few DUmmies claiming to have been in the military, and in Iraq, or both--but most of them strike me as "vicarious" experiences, lived through someone else, rather than their own experiences.

They seem to take something they heard from someone--a story, an anecdote, whatnot--and omit some details, embellish other details, and create new details.

The biggest tip-off when a DUmmie is lying about military service or Iraq, is, again, the language and vocabulary used; they have no familiarity with the usual military "slang" and terminology.


110 posted on 01/07/2005 7:19:10 PM PST by franksolich (a fronte praecipitum, a tergo lupus)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, that guy really pulled up his tent pretty quick in that last post! I was expecting more cting and moaning. Disappointed.


111 posted on 01/07/2005 7:20:11 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: bootyist-monk

I pirated your graphic to post on a lib board.


112 posted on 01/07/2005 7:24:29 PM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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To: 45semi

"I think he will continue to sit on his duff & collect his pay for missing 70% of the votes,
ignore you DUmmies,
plan his run in 08,
go snowboarding while the snows still there,
spend his wifes $$$,
ignore you DUmmies,
go in for some more botox,
go golfing when its nice,
go sailing when its nice,
ignore you DUmmies,
so on, and so forth, world without end, la lal la la la,
ignore you DUmmies,"

You forgot "get another orange tan"


113 posted on 01/07/2005 7:24:42 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: franksolich

I think "Walt Starr" is not really a DUmmie. What say you?


114 posted on 01/07/2005 7:27:56 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix

"Here is another clue that Doohicke might really be a Freeper. He urges the DUmmies to "make America great" and not to think about partisan politics.

Yeah, I did a double-take when I read that, too. Most of the true DUmmies are already thinking about ways they can get "*" impeached, or ruin his inauguration.

Don't think about partisan politics? "Make America great"?

Anathema!


115 posted on 01/07/2005 7:32:45 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Calusa

"I'd love for it to be January 20 when the town is decked out in regalia for the shrub but have a feeling that it will be [February 31]."

Sort of like the 12th of Never?


116 posted on 01/07/2005 7:37:50 PM PST by Purrcival
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To: Motherbear

LOL. These folks are delusional. Since most of America doesn't like them cause they're nuts, they assume they're second class citizens. Funny.


117 posted on 01/07/2005 7:39:36 PM PST by Free and Armed
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To: granite

We need more people Freeping this poll!


118 posted on 01/07/2005 7:42:35 PM PST by Free and Armed
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To: Free and Armed; All
FReep this poll, and add a comment or two!

Needs Help!

119 posted on 01/07/2005 8:03:14 PM PST by granite
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To: All
Star Wars in DUpeville...

Doohickie, Wannabe Pittooey never told you about the election...

He told me you STOLE the election!!!!

No...I am your President, SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!!

AHHHHHH!! NOOOOO!!! I BEEELIEEEVE!!!

Coming Soon: Episode III, Revenge of the Bith From New York. At Polling Places Everywhere November, 2008

120 posted on 01/07/2005 8:45:12 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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