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Weird stuff there on your home page dude.
I sat the book down on its back cover and opened it. I flipped past the first page. Past the moment when Bush tells Rumsfeld in November 2001 to create a plan of attack against Iraq. Past the moment when CIA Director George Tent says the shaky evidence of WMDs in Iraq is a “slam dunk case.” Past the moment when Cheney and Rumsfeld tell Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia we were going to war, two days before Secretary of State Colin Powell himself was notified of the change in plans.
Right there where Woodward asks the president how history will judge the war. Right there where Bush replies, “History, we don’t know. We’ll all be dead.” That is where I found the crushed body of the spider.
This is funny
Taking a cue from Sen. Bob Graham of Florida, Axl Rose
documents the progress being made on the latest album by
Guns N’ Roses, “Chinese Democracy”: Day 3,147
3:35 pm Wake up. Go to wig closet.
3:55 pm Select cornrows. Nearly picked fire-engine red
dreadlocks.
4-4:30 pm Take Botox injections and pluck eyebrows. Hit Stairmaster.
Make mental note to wear bandana when exercising to
keep sweat out of eyes. Hot pink.
4:30-5 pm Call manager. Arrange dates for upcoming tour.
5:05 pm Cancel tour. Fire manager.
5:06 pm So very cold. Like November rain. Wrap body in blanket.
5:07 pm Shake uncontrollably.
5:08 pm Vomit. Order more Tupperware containers. Get maid to
empty file cabinets.
5:09-5:45 pm Contact business manager. Discuss possibility of putting
sweat-stained bicycle shorts on eBay to cover recording
cost overruns. Starting bid: $10,000.
5:45-6:22 pm Debate where to eat.
6:23-6:42 pm Call therapist. She's says that in past life, approached by
Hare Krishna outside restaurant. He offered me a flower. I
took it and was run over by elderly man on way to farmer's
market. I'm afraid it may happen again. Under her advice,
decide to order delivery. Give therapist raise.
6:43-7:10 pm Search frantically for anti-bacterial handwash and latex
gloves. No luck. Despite reservations, pick up phone. Use
pencil to dial. Someone has chewed on eraser.
etc etc etc