DUmmies FUnnies 01-06-05 (DUmmies Turn On Kerry For "Betrayal")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The PM edition of the DUmmie FUnnies will be VERY INTERESTING since it will follow on the heels of the Electoral Vote count being announced in Congress. Most interesting will be to see if Barbara Boxer or any other Senator wishes to label themselves as nutcases after their own John Kerry has refused to contest the election.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[NonLinear]

First!!

[Hoodlum91]

As a former Mass resident, all I can say is this is not surprising. Apparently the DUmmies don't actually look at their candidates record. They could have seen that in the past 20 years, Kerry introduced, what, 2 pieces of legislation? That he missed over 70% of Senate votes? Why are they surprised that he's backing off this?

As for funding, did they not realize that the man has given NOTHING to charity in years past (He gives a lot during election time, but otherwise zilch) Oh wait, that would be in tax records that we weren't allowed to see...

[speed_addiction]

With their eyes tearing up and lip trembling the DUmmies in a whimpering voice ask themselves, "There was no brilliant plan?"

I will be keeping an eye on the ant farm all day. Should implode again today like it did on November 3rd. What fun it was to watch that, at least until Skinner shut it down.

[franksolich]

Keep your eyes on "Packamama" (or something like that), P.J., who allegedly gave "thousands and thousands of dollars" for Kerry. She was quoted in one of the first comments of this DUFU, but I've been watching her since early this morning.

These people are frauds.

[techcor]

Are you doing a P.M. DUFU today or waiting until tomorrow to collect the best crying over there? When will we know if the electoral count is going to be contested?

[highlander_UW]

How could anyone still be a Kerry fan? Really...what a wimp!

Without realizing it, they have begun to admit that we were right all along about Kerry.

[speed_addiction]

As a former Mass resident, all I can say is this is not surprising. Apparently the DUmmies don't actually look at their candidates record. They could have seen that in the past 20 years, Kerry introduced, what, 2 pieces of legislation? That he missed over 70% of Senate votes? Why are they surprised that he's backing off this?

The DUmmies are starting to see Kerry in the same light we saw him a year ago. Not and easy thing when your eyes were opened. Kind of like a husband finally catching his cheating wife, "You mean he is IS NOT really the pool man?"

[ChefKeith]

Anyone who knows me on this board knows that I was a diehard and committed Kerry supporter - took the Pachababies on the road to 3 swing states for him - donated maximum amount to him and $10K to the DNC - raised money for the GELAC fund (over $30K).

How does a DUmmie get this kind of $$$.

Anybody know the max individual donation allowed for a person?

[peacebaby]

Desperate libs eat their own.

[NonLinear]

You know, if 50,000 dem lawyers couldn't find enough of a problem to file the suits that they had prepared even before the elections actually got started, then it's gonna be a hard sell that any meaningful fraud occurred.

Those guys had complaints and briefs written and queued up days before Nov 2, just waiting for names, dates and times to be inserted before filing.

[TexasTransplant]

"Unfit to Command" sales should go up today.

The kids over at DU just got a whiff of reality.

[speed_addiction]

Without realizing it, they have begun to admit that we were right all along about Kerry.

In a roundabout way, the DUmmies are authenticating and endorsing the Swiftboat Vets with this thread. It will really turn their stomache when it finally dawns on them.

[cgbg]

PJ--This may be my favorite Dummy Funny so far, because we can actually see what happens when a Dummy gets smacked with a 2' x 4' across the head--a lot of bleeding, screaming, crying, moaning.

God, I love it!

[eyespysomething]

I think the confirmation of the electors is at 1 pm

[highlander_UW]

In a roundabout way, the DUmmies are authenticating and endorsing the Swiftboat Vets with this thread. It will really turn their stomache when it finally dawns on them.

When they do begin to realize it I hope someone keeps the sharp implements out of their hands...they're going to be even more despondent then they are now.

[cgbg]

When will I know if the electors are contested.

CSPAN coverage of the Joint Congressional Session to approve the electors begins at 1 PM EDT today.

Stay tuned....

[Flux Capacitor]

Today's the day!!!

Today's the day!!!

Today's the day that ALL of Bush's 286 electoral votes are thrown out thanks to John Kerry's Super-Secret Ultra-Hush-Hush You-Won't-Believe-This No-Please-Stop-You're-Killing-Me I-Wish-Teresa-Were-Sober-Enough-To-See-This Master Plan!!!

Today's the day that DU's latent Jedi Mind Tricks compel all 232 Republican congressman and all 55 Republican Senators (okay, they probably had Snowe, Collins, and Chafee already) to see the light and THROW OUT THEIR OWN GUY'S ELECTORAL VOTES!

Today's the day that Christopher Reeve LEAPS out of his grave and tap-dances up the Capitol steps to shake the hand of the new President-elect, and Michael J. Fox stops shaking long enough to inject the Super-Secret Parkinson's cure that Kerry formulated in his spare time while sequestered on that uncharted desert island where he developed his incredible strategy!!!

And today's the day that President Kerry (we don't need to wait for any stinkin' inauguration!) orders a NUKE dropped on Crawford, Texas, just so poor ol' George Bush won't have any place to go home to!!!

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!

It's a great day to be a DUmbass!!!

-Dan

[PJ-Comix]

Are you doing a P.M. DUFU today or waiting until tomorrow to collect the best crying over there?

Yes, there will be a PM DUFU edition today.