[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

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[NeoCaveman]

He's a freeper troll.

[Oztrich Boy]

Elevators are not a good place to meet strangers to establish frendships.

[groanup]

Okay, who's going to e-mail this thread to Lautenberg? He has pissed off all of DUmmie land. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[NRA1995]

"Please call Lautenberg's office and voice your displeasure. I'm at a Kinko's paying by the hour so I'll check in tomorrow or later this evening when I can get to a computer."

Ohhhh....I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends call....

[visualops]

WW11

11? Hmmm, I thought we were on WW4.

[Deetes]

Another great one !!!

[mdittmar]

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

This is one your best.

[Ditter]

Ah tomorrow, the long awaited day. <^>snicker<^>

[alnick]

These Democrats avoiding this issue are shooting themselves in the face!

Earth to DU: "These democrats" are not avoiding the issue; there IS no issue. The "issue" is a figment of your imaginations.

[Darkwolf377]

I'm no fan of Lautenberg at all, but I love how these DUmmies say he's not a hero for serving in WW2 because he had the nerve to SAY he was in WW2 and a hero. Sure, it fits with his crappy personality, but he DID serve--what did these jerks ever do? Other than whine that they actually have to pay for computer time. Maybe Lautenberg will really be a hero and push for free computer time for democrats.

[Tribune7]

I don’t know how Frank “Emperor Palpatine” Lautenberg became a senator

Well it wasn't really "vote fraud" but it was a pretty egregious violation of election principles.

[Dan from Michigan]

LOL. Now I know why Lostenberg is such a gun grabber. So he can be even more of a jackass!

[mysto]

I love this line... NEWSFLASH!! Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!"
Tell that to John Kerry, DUmbass...
Little do the DUmmies know with each passing moment they make themselves more OUR servants.

[dr_pat]

...freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive...

Unlike, of course, scam-artist's secretaries buttonholing Senators in person and harrassing them in the elevator between floors where they can't escape.

Good call, PJ, typical DUmmie, typically FUnnie...

[killjoy]

Senator Lautenberg said, “I am a hero. I was in World War II.”

Absolutely classic! ROTFLMAO!

[Petronski]

Senator Lautenberg said, “I am a hero. I was in World War II.”

[vomit]

I've never known of a true hero to protest "I AM a hero."

[jellybean]

I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldn’t get out of the elevator quick enough.

Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”

Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.” I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.

To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”

What Frank knows that Andy doesn't quite understand is if they start investigating election fraud, it's the Rats who will be exposed.

[kevkrom]

So you are blaming the Emperor Palpatine’s aggressive attitude on Freepers?

Wow! Are we FReepers in a position to pass "a perfect Rovian storm" as the primary outlet for DUmmie paranoia?

[The_Victor]

wow, there's another thread about freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive.

Free Republic has secretly replaced the brain of Frank Lautenberg with harmonically tuned FReeper's crystals. We now control the horizontal and the vertical.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (diabolical laughter)

(diabolical acting)

If I mention the møøse that will make four obscure references, is that a record?