DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 ("Stand Up, Senator"---Pied Piper Pitt Bloviates)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2005 | DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt, PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Pied Piper Pitt can always be counted on to come up with a myriad of excuses for his constant stream of mispredictions. It's all part of his flute symphony.

[Gunrunner2]

And. . .
Reader 4: Lysol was used on Sally when boxer-shorts were put on her head.

[granite]

The BIG crash starts tomorrow - Stay Tuned and do not neglect your DUmmie neighbors - Give them PJ's Suicide Hot line - 1-800-BUSH-WON

[PJ-Comix]

In the case of the Senator Harkin office, they might actually put the DUmmie on hold. If there is ONE Senator who might "stand up" tomorrow, my bet would be on Tom Harkin.

[NonLinear]

And. . . Reader 4: Lysol was used on Sally when boxer-shorts were put on her head.

Like, Sol in Houston wore silly boxer shorts as a put-on instead. I think it was a signal from Kerry that he will de-concede on Jan 6.

[Flux Capacitor]

Word now is Boxer's gonna challenge.

Keep digging, Dems, keep digging....

-Dsn

[imskylark]

"The Supreme Court had ruled, a judicial version of the loud voice from Mount Ararat that cannot be contravened. The tablets had been handed down. "

From Mount Ararat??? That's where Noah's Ark is supposed to be. Is Noah the loud voice he is speaking of?


Mount Sinai is the place where God spoke and handed down the 10 commandments.

[granite]

Flame bait breaking:

This does not end Jan 6 or Jan 20. thread

[granite]

I predict a complete meltdown in the next 50 hours. It has already begun.

[granite]

Dear Senator McCain,

I am not from your state, but I am aware of you and your run for President. It was amazing that George Bush beat you in the primaries. Did you ever wonder why? It's as simple as vote manipulation. Take a look at what has happened around the country, George Bush really didn't win. Take a closer look into Ohio and Florida, and you can get a better idea of what happened. If you need more information, please let me know and I will he happy to provide it to you. Why is it important and why put a stop to it now? Very simply put, you will never have a chance to run for President, because you will never be allowed to win a primary. George Bush is not a Republican, you are. He has twisted the party into something that I can't even recognize. He and his group also have a strangle hold on the elections in this country. The same evidence that said that the election in the Ukraine was fraudulent, has also said that John Kerry won the election.

Please get involved, we are losing our democracy. We can no longer trust our elections, as the owners of the election machine companies have their allegiance to the far right wing of the Republican party. If it is not stopped now, every moderate Republican will be replaced with a Tom Delay or Karl Rove, and the Republican party or our democracy can not survive with those type of people wholly in charge.

I beg of you, please talk to Representative Conyers, support him and our country. It would be nice to see a moderate Republican shining bright as a leader of our country once again.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Here's something to add to your observations of the Dummie ant farm:

As described by Eric Bonabeau, a circular mill occurs when ants travel around an obstacle, say a tree trunk, leaving behind them two parallel pheremone trails which say "follow me" - one going there and one coming back. More ants follow that trail, leaving their own "follow me" trails as usual, but then something goes wrong: an ant going there takes a wrong turn and crosses over to the coming back trail, then wanders again to the going there trail, creating a circle of "follow me" pheremones around the tree.

Other ants pick up this circular trail, and, by following it, reinforce it. Sometimes a colony's entire worker ant population will get stuck in one of these patterns, going around the tree faster and faster, building up a stronger and stronger circular trail, until they create a circular mill, from which no ant will vary, and run around in a circle until they all die.

The DUmmies are actually stuck in a circular mill, blindly following each other on a road to nowhere, marching to their own destruction.

[Flux Capacitor]

----Does not a single punch damage a child as much as a few?----

You've really gotta wonder about people who make analogies like that.

-Dan

[granite]

Gem of the day. Thank you.

[jellybean]

Another chance to use the Pied Piper Pitt pic!!

[franksolich]

Thanks, again, as usual, P.J., sir.

This "William Pitt" character is something else; he is allegedly always talking on the telephone with people "high up," but it smacks of the dubious. For various reasons, I don't think people "high up" bother wasting their time.

[Wonderama]

Wow PJ, this is getting really freaky! I have been off FreeRepublic for about a month now as the holidays sort of took over my life. I haven't checked in, but I can't believe when I come back and see my wonderful DUfunnies posts, the DU's are still barking up the same tree???
It's been said before, but most of these people are seriously unhinged!
NEWSFLASH......to DU'ers...
BUSH WON. Game over, get on with your lives. You lost. Try again in 4 years.
It's downright fascinating to see the unraveling of people's minds, but it's getting weird with these guys.PS
PS PJ you really need to be published now. Somebody help this poor man. Thanks

[MKM1960]

This is what Shiner, TX had to say :

Even if, by some miracle, both chambers vote to uphold the objections based on the merits of the testimony, and Ohio’s 20 votes are removed from the Electoral College count...


Wouldn't this solution ultimately be a defeat for our cause? We can't settle for OH just being thrown outhit means EVERY Ohio voter's vote doesn't count, not just the poor and black ones.

We have to fight for either the results to be reversed to that the real result is made known, or we have to fight for a revote in Ohio. If we just throw Ohio out--even if that makes Kerry President--then we everything that we've been saying about counting every vote correctly for the past month will have been a lie.

I want a revote, a recount, and a redo on this election!


Revisionist to the core they country speaks and a little whining moonbat's feelings are hurt and he wants a do over.

Perhaps we should look into a sheltered workshop for these individuals where the short bus picks them up at home every morning and has them package all the screws, nuts and bolts that are needed for "some assembly required" items. And then returns them home in the evening. It will give them something worthwhile to do during the day and they can all be together and continually spout this foolishness to one another. I do not know how these folk function in the real world without minders. LOL

[Flux Capacitor]

----We can't settle for OH just being thrown outhit means EVERY Ohio voter's vote doesn't count, not just the poor and black ones.----

Why should they start caring about that NOW??? The whole point of the DUmbasses' Ohio Saga has been to hand Kerry the Electoral College DESPITE his losing the popular vote by some 3 million.... a strange plan, coming from the people who've been screaming for four years now that the popular vote alone should decide presidential elections. It's about the win with them, not about people's votes actually being counted.

'Tards.

-Dan

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Let me be the first to nominate Pitt for Dudie of the Year

I believe that's DooDoo

[peacebaby]

thanks for the ping, again, pj. just letting you know I'm still around.