[general_re]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Gene Chapman, the illegitimate love child of Gene Hackman and Ron Chapman, stops taking his Haldol just long enough to shoot John Lennon, and collect an Oscar for his brilliant method acting in so doing.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Gene is unable to obtain employment due to relinquishing his Social Security Number based on his Christian belief that it is the mark of the beast. The Internal Revenue Code requires employers to ask for a SSN and notify the IRS if the employee refuses.

Why can't he work for Zoe Baird or Bernie Kerick?