DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-04 ("How have you handled the past two months on a personal level?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Chuck54]

Dittos on the Happy New Year. You have certainly made '04 a rock solid enjoyable year.

Thanks.

[Welsh Rabbit]

It must be hard being a liberal. Having the occupant of the Whitehouse determine your happiness must really be a drag.

Isn't that the truth. Sure I didn't like Bubba being the President for eight years, but I mostly had good times throughout the '90's. When a Rat inevitably finds it's way back into the White House, I'm certainly not going to give them the satisfaction of turning into a pathetic basketcase over it.

[speed_addiction]

I've been around a few .50's, but that's a new one. How many rounds (est.) did she put through it? Did she stop before she off'd the weapon, or worse?

Her story was, they had several belts clipped together. She fired it until it was out of ammo and some of the parts on it were glowing (this was at night). It was clicking and popping for a while after she stopped. When they looked at the weapon the next day, the barrel "didn't look right" so it was switched.

We both served in Desert Storm. In different areas and different units.

[beckysueb]

I just read the article. What this idiot doesn't realize is Bush supporters aren't as stupid as theDUmmies. We would get by just fine without therapy.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

#23

LMAO!

[Springman]

Thanks for the ping. The rats still sound as depressed as when I listened to NPR on Nov. 3rd.

Happy New Year and behave yourself!!!!

[beckysueb]

Bwahahahahahah. Weren't they expecting 100,000 plus peeps with orange armbands and black clothes! This is too funny. I'd love to see a thread about their whining about no one showing up.

[Darkwolf377]

I especially liked how the HorseSh*ts--oh, HumanShields came back and seemed depressed to find out that Bush wasn't the one who lied, but Saddam was. I'm sure many Che! t-shirts were soaked through with tears THAT awful day.

[Darkwolf377]

The only way Michael Moore could get any fatter would be if he could eat his own head. It's not possible, but I certainly hope he'll attempt it. For the cheeeeldren.

[dansangel]

Mortals: Never doubt the shrewd brilliance of The Rove.

LOL - love to have the bank account increases these so-called hypnotherapists are experiencing.

[Darkwolf377]

You're just trying to undermine their vast numbers. You're as bad as those who claimed there were not a million men at the Million Man March. Just because those idiots were not publicity hounds and didn't want their pictures in the paper, you're trying to undermine them. I will pray to Gaea for your soul. Dude.

[Zack Nguyen]

And I am angry. I am angry that we are not taking to the streets like they did in Russia.

Do they mean the recent Ukranian election (which didn't take place in Russia) or the Glorious Soviet Revolution of 1917? On DU you just never know...

[KJC1]

These DUmmies are driving themselves crazy running around in circles banging their tin foil helmets into the walls, and "enabling" each other to continue this madness. The government is out to get me, haul me away, never to be seen again---oh how can we stand up and fight...before it's too late? /barf

[squidward]

"Would now be a bad time to remind these folks that George Bush is the most admired man in America? Or should we wait until they start recovering from their trauma."

It is always good to keep an Ace up your sleeve for when you really need it.

[maggief]

"I am angry that we do idiotic things--like standing in front on an empty house..."

[Repub4bush]

Maybe we should feel sorry for them. (Said with a straight face)

I mean they really need help.

Had sKerry won by the margin W did, we would be upset, but we would know we still have the congress to stave off any nonsense.

These poor creatures of darkness have nothing. No POTUS, NO SCOTUS, NO House, No Senate......No Life!

We have it all, so let's be sympathetic OK?

What? No you say?

Well then YEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW!!!!WE GOT IT ALL!!!!

THE GROWNUPS WON AGAIN!

And by the insanity of these posters, It's a damn good thing!

WE LOVE YOU GEORGE!!!!!

OK gloating over...for now :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR, TO ALL

And to PJ....Have fun and Be careful, and make sure you wake up somewhere New Year's Day that has Internet Access. We must have a DUFU to start the New Year!

[franksolich]

Do any of the DUmmies have jobs? One is struck, by analyzing their vocabulary and phrases, with the impression that nearly all of them are on Social Security Disability because of "depression."

They give the truly disabled (including the truly depressed) a bad name.

HEY duMMIES! Honest work heals all wounds!

Try it, DUmmies.

[Petronski]

No, I know where her pounds went. I've been the same way. All I want to do is eat and I've gained 12 pounds since the week before the election.

[NEWSFLASH!!! The election has been over for nearly 2 months. It is safe now to lift your face from that bag of marshmallows.]

Move up to the jar!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Depression, preoccupation, nightmares, distraction, apathy, misery, hopelessness, insomnia, poor eating habits, social avoidance, repeated thoughts of expatriation and various and sundry other personal upsets.

It's hard to imagine people like this ever running a business let alone their own budgets. No wonder so many have to teach college...

[berkeleybeej]

Now now, don't underestimate their raw power. The Boston Globe specifically counted six people there!

IIRC they said "about a half a dozen". I wondered at the time why they weren't more specific.