DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-04 ("How have you handled the past two months on a personal level?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If you are Laura Ingraham or another radio talk show host quoting the DUmmie comments from this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, please remember to follow each DUmmie comment by the sound of Max Cady from Cape Fear laughing loudly.

No DUFU edition tomorrow due to the fact that my considerable charm has been required to present itself by a bunch of hot Latina chix at a New Years Eve party and I must conserve my strength in preparation for the Big Fiesta. If I have any energy left, I will try to get out a DUFU edition on New Year's Day.

If you want to be alerted to the latest DUmmie Funnie editions, just let me know if you want on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Darkwolf377]

"because of this election. I can barely eat, and I've lost ten pounds."

At least we know Hillary ain't posting on DU.

[REDWOOD99]

Dang, Man! What took so long? I was going through withdrawal here!

[dansangel]

This must be what it's like to be a fly on the wall during a Boca Raton shrink session with a *victim* of P.E.S.T.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!

:-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Excellent!

[lavrenti]

These freaks are fun to read.

[Straight Vermonter]

It must be hard being a liberal. Having the occupant of the Whitehouse determine your happiness must really be a drag.

[Veto!]

My goodness, these people are psychotic. And apparently unemployed. All that navel gazing takes time, lots of time out of a busy day.

[timpad]

I can now categorically state that it is impossible to die of Schadenfreude poisoning. If it were, I'd be pushin' up the daisies after this one.

Thanks, PJ and be careful around the Latinas. If they wear you out, we might have to go "over there" ourselves for our laughs. We'd rather entrust it to a careful professional like you.

Have a great New Year!

[speed_addiction]

As the DUmmies stand on their ledge I am gleefully on the ground below yelling, "Jump, you pussies! Jump!"

[GeronL]

Why have these people not started to form PINK MILITIA'S? They can all get together in a cabin and paint each other's toenails, they can even bring some women with them. I wonder what kind of weapons a PINK MILITIA would use?? Spitballs?

[fastattacksailor]

"My online friends are sick of hearing me talk about this stuff"

Your friends may be tired, by my FRiends are enjoying every minute of your decent into DUmmy hell!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sydneycarton]

I will never give up! Yes, I've put on weight, I'm drinking heavily and smoking pot when I can find it. I'm on antidepressants and stomache medicine. I vary between anger, sadness, and a numbness that pervades my soul. I have 2 Kerry, 2 DU, a Bush Knew, a What Mandate?, and a Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry bumper stickers on my car and I will continue to taunt the ignorant Bush voters with their stupidity and remind them of their responsibility for the next 4 years of fiasco at every opportunity.

Did the fat, drunken, pothead with depression and an ulcer who wrote the first few sentences actually say he was going to taunt Bush supporters in his last sentence?

Mike

[Gabz]

Happy New Year PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've done good work.

I could comment on so many of these posts..........they just leave opennings for even those like me without the ability of quick humore..........but I will leave it up to those far more talented.

See you next year!!!!

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahahahahhahahah!

[Dashing Dasher]

For the strong of heart... they are fun to play with/torture also.

giggle.

[Rokke]

Would now be a bad time to remind these folks that George Bush is the most admired man in America? Or should we wait until they start recovering from their trauma.

[cripplecreek]

"I know I'm vitamin-deficient in all sorts of ways,"


Deficient is right, and vitamins are the least of your problems.

[Darkwolf377]

These people are freakin out to lunch. I especially like the ones who have sought refuge in pot and video games, and who haven't worked in two years. Way to refute that "Liberals are stoners who don't work" cliche!