DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[pharmamom]

LOL WTF! Look what I just got in an email from someone at FreeRepublic

Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 11:42 PM by Faye From : Ambro Pierce Sent : Monday, December 27, 2004 9:21 PM To : #######@#######.com Subject : Voter fraud in Ohio

We over at Free Republic, the TRUE patriot's forum, are laughing our American loving a$$es off at you.

You are a anti-American traitor. Eventually we will take you and the rest of that scum on DUmmys and haul you to the Mexican border and drop kick your worthless traitor a##es over the fence.

Get f***** you f***** lousy yellow, traitor c***

Call me a prude, but I don't think this kind of thing reflects well on us FReepers. I know that 99% of us wouldn't do something like this...we know how to keep the dialogue civil and on-topic. Filthy ad hominem attacks like this are really beneath us.

And using the C word merits the death penalty.

[Ditter]

Yes Maxine Waters has perfected the "who farted face" and is quite famous for it.

[PJ-Comix]

I'm praying that you get this book off the ground. I would love to see it.

One fringe benefit of a DUFU book---NO Hillary presidency in 2008. That I GUARANTEE!

[lonevoice]

[Can I assume that you won’t be attending the vigil in front of Kerry’s townhouse?]

Nooooo! Let's hope the Pitty Piper can keep the DUmmies pumped up just a little longer. I'm so looking forward to the laughs from the townhouse vigil.

[CAluvdubya]

Not to worry about this e-mail. It was discussed earlier and proven to be false. Sent by a DUer to look like a FReeper.

[PJ-Comix]

I haven't seen any new "I Believe!" threads over in DUmmieland for about a week.

[pharmamom]

It's Hilary with one "l." BTW

[Petronski]

I haven't seen any new "I Believe!" threads over in DUmmieland for about a week.

Good heavens! Is it possible they don't believe?

[pharmamom]

Thanks. Whew. I thought we all had more class than that.

[KJC1]

The DUmmies have gone on several wild rides tonight, and here's another where a DUmmie is castigating other DU types. There are at least 2 threads like this now over there. Internal meltdown meter: muy caliente!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2875604

[CAluvdubya]

I was reared to shoot an injured animal to stop it's suffering, but these DUmmies are just too funny! Thanks PJ, been waiting all day to see what you would find!

[Dashing Dasher]

For the second time in a week, my trolling alter-ego has been QUOTED IN THE DUmmies FUnnies!!!!

I'm so PROUD!

Thanks, PJ!

You ROCK!

[b4its2late]

It's Hilary with one "l." BTW

[PJ-Comix]

Long ago, you told us you were encouraged by a movie theater manager to shout out your fresh retorts during the movies...did you get free popcorn, at least?

And free soda!

[lavrenti]

I haven't seen any new "I Believe!" threads over in DUmmieland for about a week.

Then we should encourage our trolls to create one!

[Petronski]

Well, it finally happened. I made the mistake of mentioning that my girlfriend of 5 years was a Bush supporter, and she was personally attacked by a fellow DUer. I have seen the same bullshit before here. Someone talks about a conservative brother of theirs, and a fellow DUer chimes in, "Your brother's an idiot!" WHAT IS THIS CRAP??

Uh, that'd be the hate. Drink up, DUmbass.

[PJ-Comix]

If you want an agent, you gotta work up a proposal and query letters. They ain't comin' to you

Right now I am going the Field of Dreams route. Build an INCREDIBLY POPULAR humor blog and they will come to me (I hope).

--and you may have trouble getting an agent with material that's mostly other people's comments on a website.

All DUmmie comments are followed by my comments on their comments. Also those comments are on a PUBLIC forum so legally there is no problem of placing them in a book (plus CD-ROM).

[js1138]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.

From the democrats that would be Lieberman. Fat chance.

[Deetes]

"Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny."

WOW !!! Take it easy there PJ I almost lost my dinner ;-)

[bitt]

you must get some interesting e-mail...