Nominating for your next edition, from William Pitt:
"What the fuck is going on in here?"
"I went to get some dinner, and came back to find all these threads with WTF and OMG and !!!!!!111 etc."
"Can someone explain why this forum suddenly looks like a coop full of spazzed-out chickens? You're getting feathers all over the place."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x200650
Look - sanity...
Mr. Hoffheimer, Kerry's lead attorney on the ground in Ohio:
"I would caution the media not to read more into what the Kerry-Edwards campaign has said," Mr. Hoffheimer advised us by e-mail, "than what you hear in the plain meaning of our comments. There are many conspiracy theorists opining these days. There are many allegations of fraud. But this presidential election is over. The Bush-Cheney ticket has won. The Kerry-Edwards campaign has found no conspiracy and no fraud in Ohio, though there have been many irregularities that cry out to be fixed for future elections. Senator Kerry and we in Ohio intend to fix them. When all of the problems in Ohio are added together, however bad they are, they do not add up to a victory for Kerry-Edwards. Senator Kerry's fully-informed and extremely careful assessment the day after the election and before he conceded remains accurate today, notwithstanding all the details we have since learned."
That's a good one...