DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Dashing Dasher]

That's GOOD!

;-)

David Lee Roth told me to do it...

[Petronski]

VTGold (262 posts) Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
47. This force we all feel has a purpose - a very powerful purpose - like that dreadful Quake this weekend - we are a force of Nature and we'll eventually know what our purpose is.

Killing tens of thousands and destroying entire industries and lives? Yep, their tsunami analogy holds up.

In fact, maybe we should call it tsocialism...

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Schadenfreude even made Opus this weekend...Does Berkeley Breathed hang around here looking for inspiration?

[berkeleybeej]

It's Monday --

It's 10 am Central --

Has Kerry deconceded yet???????

{giggle, giggle}

[beckysueb]

Wonderful thought. They can't accept defeat because they are spoiled brats who have never been denied anything in their lives and never taught that sometimes you lose. In their minds losing is ok as long as it is the other guy losing. What a bunch of pathetic babies. Mommy, he cheated! Thats not fair. Wahhhhh.

[beckysueb]

They're doing that already.

[visualops]

Today a visual entered my brain - of these men...planning these crimes.

my subconscious is still full of hope and the dream messages I've been getting

alternate between these moods of intense despair and blinding hope

I felt like I was in some psychedelic bubble.

I just knew. I had no facts or figures - nothing to offer in the way of proof or even suggestion. I just knew


They have serious mental problems. Some are apparently just suffering severe depression, but many seem to be psychotic.

[Always Right]

Really, where? I haven't heard.

[Next_Time_NJ]

They may need him soon.

[beckysueb]

I think they're purpose in life is to be a constant thorn in peoples sides and to provide us with laughs, of course.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #508.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #509.

[Always Right]

Yahoooooooo.....Hope is on the Way!!!!!

WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-27-04 11:06 AM

Original message

Everyone: The very second I hear something, I will post it

Stop chewing on your fingernails. Don't go do laps in the snow. Put away the bottle of scotch, and for God's sake, turn off CNN.

I have two phones next to me, messages into the appropriate people. Let me be the one to relentlessly click 'refresh' on my email.

Go be normal people. It'll come.

[kevkrom]

These people can't be serious. How can they write this stuff without either laughing until it hurts or drinking until they pass out?

I'm pretty sure a non-trivial percentage of them are pretenders who just try and stir the rest of them up for amusement.

[CzarNicky]

If anyone is here from DUmmieland I just want you to know that I enjoy the taste of your tears.

[beckysueb]

I meant they are already saying Kerry is their president and living in a foggy dreamworld but now that you mention it, I do remember reading a thread over there about a month ago where they were talking about having their own inaugaration and victory party for Kerry regardless of what happened and they said they would call Kerry President Kerry for the next 4 years, also some of them were even talking to total strangers and calling him President elect Kerry. That must have been a hoot, huh?

[Flux Capacitor]

----I have severe, treatment-resistant Depression.----

No, DUmbass.... THIS was "severe, treatment-resistant Depression".

(And as I recall, a Democrat president kept it going for seven or eight years.)

Christ. You stupid little whiny uneducated linguini-spined gene-pool-polluting freaks just don't know how good you've got it. You live in THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. You enjoy A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD CAN ONLY DREAM OF. You enjoy the privilege of participating in an electoral process that allows even useless and stupid wastes of chromosomal combinations such as YOURSELVES Sometimes you WIN. Sometimes you LOSE. And all you RETARDS know how to do when you LOSE by a SOLID popular and electoral majority is bitch for a couple of months about how "you're being suppressed". GET OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENTS! GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE FREEDOMS THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE AND THAT MEN A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE DIED TO GIVE YOU!!!

Or better yet, DUmbasses, stay right where you are and provide the rest of us with an endless supply of entertainment as you continue flushing what passes for your worthless lives down the toilet.

SCREW YOU, LOSERS. WE WILL BURY YOU.

-Dan

[Dashing Dasher]

Wonderful thought. They can't accept defeat because they are spoiled brats who have never been denied anything in their lives and never taught that sometimes you lose. In their minds losing is ok as long as it is the other guy losing. What a bunch of pathetic babies. Mommy, he cheated! Thats not fair. Wahhhhh.

Excellent analysis, I totally agree!
But you forgot the final phase...

Let's SUE!

[Calusa]

haven't been in an ACTUAL psychedelic bubble for many years now (too many?), but it might make things a little easier than this damn reality.

I think I played with that band,....I think... I remember(?}...that gig at the Homestead Air Force Base Officer's Club August 9, 1973....the President had just been overthrown and the shot glass incoming were pretty intense... I took a hit that day.. I guess.....

[beckysueb]

They even sent Kerry an email telling him they were going to do this.