Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-04 AM Edition ("The Sadness")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/27/2004 7:38:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 181-200201-220221-240 ... 261-268 next last
To: Tim_In_Denver; PJ-Comix

Look - sanity...


Mr. Hoffheimer, Kerry's lead attorney on the ground in Ohio:

"I would caution the media not to read more into what the Kerry-Edwards campaign has said," Mr. Hoffheimer advised us by e-mail, "than what you hear in the plain meaning of our comments. There are many conspiracy theorists opining these days. There are many allegations of fraud. But this presidential election is over. The Bush-Cheney ticket has won. The Kerry-Edwards campaign has found no conspiracy and no fraud in Ohio, though there have been many irregularities that cry out to be fixed for future elections. Senator Kerry and we in Ohio intend to fix them. When all of the problems in Ohio are added together, however bad they are, they do not add up to a victory for Kerry-Edwards. Senator Kerry's fully-informed and extremely careful assessment the day after the election and before he conceded remains accurate today, notwithstanding all the details we have since learned."


201 posted on 12/27/2004 6:40:59 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 198 | View Replies]

To: concretebob

Yep, and the guy I spoke with on the phone actually called me everything slanderous right wing name in the book.

We just need to talk and walk with our pocketbooks. We want change things in one day - but slowly but surely.... I hope.

Dasher


202 posted on 12/27/2004 6:42:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 197 | View Replies]

To: Tim_In_Denver

That's a good one...


203 posted on 12/27/2004 6:43:00 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 198 | View Replies]

To: dr_pat
This is Figaro.
204 posted on 12/27/2004 6:54:57 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 199 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Thanks PJ great stuff; I hope you are monitoring the DUmpster tonight they are going berserk, and we may have mass suicides over there tonight, by the looks of it. Apparently their hero Kerry has disappointed them again somehow, they never learn, and Keith Olbermann better watch out tonight, he may have a mob of DUmmies coming after him with pitchforks.


205 posted on 12/27/2004 7:02:10 PM PST by Newtoidaho
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dashing Dasher
economic patriotism. Best way to deal with the forces of idiocy.
206 posted on 12/27/2004 7:03:48 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 202 | View Replies]

To: Dashing Dasher

I just read the Flip Flopping lawyer thread. Might use it manana.


207 posted on 12/27/2004 7:03:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 190 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

510+ pingees love ya and appreciate the DUFUS, not to mention the other FReepers not on the ping list who enjoy and look forward to each edition. Thanks again, PJ!


208 posted on 12/27/2004 7:11:12 PM PST by KJC1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 200 | View Replies]

To: blurb
Sorry to burst your bubble, PJ-Comix. DUFUS was funny for a while, but now it just seems repetitive and old. By the time your book gets published, if it ever does, this stuff will be way out of date. No way is anyone paying $$ to buy a book of hysterical, outdated rantings when they can find it all for free on the internet.

Sorry to burst your bubble but the DUFUs are more popular than ever judging by the # of views for each edition which has increased dramatically. Also by your reasoning, Ted White's Making of a President (1960) book should have been a flop because by the time it was published that election was already over for months. The fact is it was a best seller back then and is STILL selling today. I plan to ADD stuff to a DUFU book to put it in historical context. Also I plan revolutionary new uses of the CD-ROM (or DVD) to supplement the book. Such additons will have ALL NEW material. So while folks can get the DUFUs for free on the Web, the book will have TONS of additional material like color comix and maybe even performance skits on the DVD.

209 posted on 12/27/2004 7:15:06 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 200 | View Replies]

To: dr_pat
Well, now that I look at yours and FC's avatar alignment, I can see a subtle change in postioning with mine.
Thanks for the heads-up.
210 posted on 12/27/2004 7:16:41 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 199 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

I think you ROCK!

It's not the DUFUS that are losing it's newness, it's that our material is on a merry-go-round and round.

But, it's still fun!

I'm hughly entertained.


211 posted on 12/27/2004 7:17:36 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 209 | View Replies]

To: concretebob

Economic Patriotism got Whoopie Goldberg fired from Slim-Fast.

;-)


212 posted on 12/27/2004 7:18:42 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 206 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Second City does DUmmie FUnnies. It has possibilities. The NRFPTP does commercials for the ad campaign.
Bill Murray's character from Caddy Shack as Will Pitt.
213 posted on 12/27/2004 7:21:29 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 209 | View Replies]

To: Dashing Dasher
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
214 posted on 12/27/2004 7:22:06 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 212 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Well, today's Funnies must have been good, they got pulled! Before I got to read them, too! =(


215 posted on 12/27/2004 7:25:29 PM PST by Proud 2BeTexan (Proud to be from the same state as our ROCKIN' president!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 209 | View Replies]

To: Proud 2BeTexan; PJ-Comix

It was a bummer. I could send you the URL for the DU post and you can make it up on your own - how's that sound?

;-)


216 posted on 12/27/2004 7:36:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 215 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

I never tire of DUFUs!!!!

But I guess you have to fix up today's evening post -- that must take the bulk of your time. Those guys have the filthiest mouths -- a sign of their self-professed superior intellect no doubt.


217 posted on 12/27/2004 7:44:20 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 209 | View Replies]

To: concretebob
Bill Murray's character from Caddy Shack as Will Pitt.

Don't you mean Skinner?

218 posted on 12/27/2004 7:45:31 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 213 | View Replies]

To: freedumb2003
OK, Skinner as Will Pitt
219 posted on 12/27/2004 7:52:55 PM PST by concretebob (If you won't defend my liberty, who's gonna defend yours?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 218 | View Replies]

To: concretebob

hehehehehe

Have you seen the pic of Skinner? He looks like Murray in Caddyshack :)


220 posted on 12/27/2004 7:59:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 219 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 181-200201-220221-240 ... 261-268 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson