[hinckley buzzard]

"Welcome aboard PINGEE #496."

Rats. I was hoping I'd be number 500 and maybe win a shopping spree or something. Oh well, keep me on the list anyway!

[sydneycarton]

Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy."

This one is really scary. I always figured they had temporarily lost their minds. And if that's what a good time looks like, I'd hate to see them during the bad times.

Mike