DUmmie FUnnies 12-22-04 ("...Bev Harris, Woman of the Year..")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2004 | DUmmies, (Bev Harris?), and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I am predicting that Bev Harris will be indicted on the SAME DAY that I get a book contract for the DUmmie FUnnies which means SOON! And to get the ball rolling on that DUFU book, just e-mail me at PJ-Comix if you are a literary agent or book publisher.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Flux Capacitor]

----And she is an inspiring example of how one person - just one single person - can make a real difference.----

As Rush points out every time this warm, fuzzy invocation of "making a real difference" is made, "Hitler made a real difference."

-Dan

[speed_addiction]

That "Woman of the Year" piece is a serious work of ass kissing. Probably the best I have ever seen.

[berkeleybeej]

...their overt defense of Bev is their last-ditch effort to save their psyches from the realization that they've been had.

Uh Oh - Sounds like a few of our DU'er friends may have a clue.

[NRA1995]

"The HAG should be called HACK OF THE YEAR. She really screwed it up! Took all that money and did NUTHIN!"

....humming "The Royal Scam" by Steely Dan

[Senior Chief]

Thanks PJ,
sure sounds like a "don't you know who I am" kind of moment.

[PJ-Comix]

That "Woman of the Year" piece is a serious work of ass kissing.

Most likely Bev kissing her own ass.

[Budge]

...you are likely to get tooth decay after a couple of paragraphs.

Ack --- my teetfh juft fell out!

[speed_addiction]

Most likely Bev kissing her own ass.

If that is true, then no wonder she does not need a man.

[doug from upland]

I read them all the time. It is about time you put me on the ping list.

[randog]

I think it's fairly clear that Bev Harris is a John Wayne type, so obsessed with her own cause (which in her mind is conflated with herself) that she is willing to abuse anyone she sees as standing in the way..that includes anyone who exists around her in times of stress because they threaten her individuality, and even if they don't, abuse can sharpen one's disconnection from other people, and thus their identity. I know this is all pretty obvious...

That's some good psycho-babble. My diagnosis is a little more succinct (and obvious): Bev's a con artist.

[franksolich]

Man, P.J., I checked out that Bellyache site, and it is something else. It gets down on the Ukrainian candidate for president who probably won the election, as compared with the Russian candidate (for president of Ukraine) who probably stole that election.

These people are something else, just like the DUmmies; any time it's between a pro-democratic candidate and a pro-totalitarian candidate, they always plug for the latter.

".....a special kind of stupid," as another FREEPer put it so well.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, Celeb PINGEE #482.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I've always enjoyed using that phrase.

"A special kind of stupid" just expresses the DUmmie psyche so well.

[steve-b]

If I had chosen psychology instead of history as my profession, I would say that most of them realize the truth, and their overt defense of Bev is their last-ditch effort to save their psyches from the realization that they've been had.

Swindlers often elicit just that reaction from their victims.

[KJC1]

"She has trumpeted that GWBush is a customer of hers, having had HER book overnighted to him."

Say what? If anything, maybe Karl Rove ordered a copy for chuckles.

And what's up with the DUmmies saying BBev claims to have worked with FReepers all along?

[NRA1995]

This just in....the DUmmies, after a whole day, have FINALLY realized that the NY electoral votes went to John L. Kerry instead of John F'n Kerry....several of their postings were pulled by the moderator, must be hoppin' mad over there....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1090857

[PJ-Comix]

And what's up with the DUmmies saying BBev claims to have worked with FReepers all along?

Shhhhh! Don't give it away that Bev is really a secret agent from A Perfect Rovian Storm.

[prairiebreeze]

“In these distressing times, when the fragility of our rights as Americans hangs by a tenuous thread, we are comforted by knowing that Bev Harris America's fine military is out there fighting for what is right and never giving an inch to her their detractors.

That's much better.