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LMAO!
P.J., how could you have overlooked Patsy Stone's "The Perfect Storm" added to DU homepage on Sunday 5 December, 2004 at 9:47 am?
Surely a DU thread that includes Jenna Bush shaking her green shoe to let the Rovians know it's time to switch Kerry votes to Bush deserves consideration for the Dummie Funnies' Hall of Fame.
The Perfect Storm..."This is it. I feel it."
"I was one of the first to wonder why Kerry conceded. ...I didn't see it. But then I did. ...Why wouldn't he concede?...This was brilliant."
"I am praying and trying to keep the faith, and sooooo anticipating the storm..."
"I, myself, live for the storm."
"They have yet to sense the dark clouds of the massive left-wing conspiracy looming just over the horizon to uproot the Shrubbery and weeds....We will know them when they start screaming."
"The storm is coming. There is no doubt. We will bring the media along kicking and screaming if need be."
"Bush f...ed over a fellow Bonesman. He knows it's on the way."
"You are so right, the storm is coming. I think it will be spectacular."
"A perfect storm indeed! I just wish I knew now which way the storm would blow....I"m thinking now that either it's going to be big-time arrests, indictments, Diebold offices impounded, precincts put under law-enforcement lock-down, etc., or else the Holy Theocratic Fourth Reich is now in effect."
It took a while but they finally realized at DU that the video taken of the Bush family at the White House was "unprecedented." It wasn't a press conference, so why invite the cameras in? Then someone at DU remembered Jenna Bush jiggling her foot encased in a bright Green Shoe and minutes later the exit polls favoring Kerry disappeared.
"I wonder if any observer anywhere saw any election official make an odd, and brief trip to the TV set during the evening."
I am amazed that the habitues of DU who are so focused on the details of this election night video did not consider the possibility that Jenna's Green Shoe was just to distract viewers from the real signal to steal the election...Barney's apparently innocent refusal to respond to Bush family members calling him put the vote switchers on notice. Election officials did not have to make "odd, brief trips to the TV set." The chips Rove had installed in their ears picked up the final, decisive signal: Barney backing up to a sub-sonic transmitter and farting "Texas Uber Alles."
Good dog.
One of my favorite chapters in the book is about the Anarchist movement of the day. Reading this DUmmie rant reminded me of it. These people were completely delusional, nothing but bitter loners. They didn't know how to affect any kind of change, and simply spoke of "the propaganda of the deed", which meant bombing buildings and killing people, and that somehow this would cause a popular uprising of the working classes, leading to the dawning of a New Age of Man.
They never explained how this might occur, they just had faith in the "rightness" of their cause.
Which just goes to show: times change, people don't.
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.
O-kay... Time for the pretty pink pill...
Ping!
Now is a good time to sign up on DU and troll for flamers.
The DU rules are very clear that you are not allowed to personally attack other members, nor are you allowed to call another member a disruptor. When you point out another member's post count or insinuate that newbies are disruptors, that is exactly what you are doing. You can find the DU rules here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html#...
This behavior has been increasingly common on DU, and lately has gotten completely out of control, most notably in this forum, but also in other forums. Therefore, the moderators have been instructed to step-up their enforcement of this rule.
There will not be anymore overlooking of these offenses. We will no longer be letting posts stand that are carefully worded to try not to break the rule, but still have a very clear meaning. People who the moderators find are breaking this rule more than once, or who break it severely, will be issued automatic warnings. If necessary, we will take even more drastic steps to eliminate this behavior.
DU signs up dozens of new members every day, and 95% of them are legitimate, concerned liberals. When we make fun of people because of post count or insinuate newbies are disruptors or tell a newbie their opinion doesn't matter because they only have 50 posts, we drive away the future of DU. This behavior must stop immediately.
If you see someone engaging in this type of personal attack, please hit 'Alert' so the moderators can deal with it. Thank you.
YOUR DNC FRAUD!
Since you now admit full knowledge that there was major fraud in this last election, are you willing to pass new laws to insure it will not happen again?
If not, why not?
Remember how upset the DNC was with the RNC, because the RNC wanted to insure that only qualified voters would be allowed? Remember how the DNC kept crying that every vote should be counted?
You knew darn well how much voter fraud from the DNC was being perpetrated!
Mr. Comix,
Would you be so kind as to alert me when new additions of DU Funnies become available? They are so terribly entertaining, I would feel like a Big Silly if I missed one.
Thank you so very much,
Whereasandsoforth