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You better watch out

You better not shout

You better not pout

Im telling you why

Osama is coming to town

He knows he is not welcome here

He knows his day is done

He knows that lefties love him

But a righty owns a gun

So, you better watch out

You better not shout

Just blow his ass away.

And, in the absence of capturing Osama, while TSA continues to molest Americans at the airports this holiday season, I contribute the Woman Traveler's Carol (to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas") -- the scansion isn't perfected yet, but here goes:

THE WOMAN TRAVELER'S CAROL

You'll be groped for Christmas,
If you choose to fly.
Friendly skies are friendlier
If you're not a guy.

You'll be groped for Christmas,
Just you wait and see.
TSA found T&A
Underneath their tree.

If you scream in protest,
You will miss your flight.
You'll be groped for Christmas,
Or jailed for Christmas night.

(As that radical Ben Franklin said, "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.")