Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

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[Michael121]

A friend was taking Phsych in Night school and brought the book to work. I asked if he got to the chapter about me yet. He looked at me ???

Psychotic. :o)

He turned to the chapter read the desription then gave me a worried look.

[mikrofon]

EXHIBITIONISTS: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Let Nothing Rude Display"

[CaraM]

POST-PARTUM AMNESIA: "What Child Is This?"

LOL

[Lijahsbubbe]

CRS, Can't Remember Sh!t.

LOL, that's a good one. Never heard it before. I'll have ample opportunity to use it!

[OSHA]

hu·mor·less ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr-ls)
adj.
Lacking a sense of humor.
Said or done without humor: “She winked at me, but it was humorless; a wink of warning” (Truman Capote).

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humor·less·ly adv.
humor·less·ness n.

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humorless

\Hu"mor*less\, a. Destitute of humor.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


humorless

adj : lacking humor; "it was a humorless wink; a wink of warning"- Truman Capote [syn: humourless, unhumorous] [ant: humorous]


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

[ctdonath2]

Would anybody on this thread dare to make a similar list about...

A little web searching will find you plenty of those.

Sometimes such jokes are indeed out of place.
Sometimes such jokes help us deal with difficult subjects.

[kidd]

sick, but funny!

KLEPTOMANIAC: Carol of the Store Security Bells

[trisham]

Meow.

[fortunecookie]

Fidelity issues/Philanderer: I'll be home for Christmas

[kevkrom]

SADISM: Frosty the Snowman, melt, melt, melt, melt, melt.

[David1]

bump for later read

[null and void]

Would I be acting like a PC thug if I maintained that jokes about 9/11 are beyond the pale?

Here's your chance, killjoy. See post 154.

[OSHA]

Some people would ban Knock-Knock jokes because they exploit those who can't afford a house with a doorbell.

[null and void]

It is like a blond joke or a fat guy joke.

HEY!!! I'm a fat guy!!!!!

[Eaker]

That's Mark Twain's. And it's 'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get ON ITS SHOES'.

Busted!!!

LOL!!!!

[birbear]

Sometimes such jokes are indeed out of place. Sometimes such jokes help us deal with difficult subjects

I don't necessarily disagree with you. I just don't think Free Republic is the appropriate forum.

And some of the other responses were very crass and insensitive.

[Eaker]

Mental illness is highly prized in my family, and something I require of my friends.

Easiest requirement I ever saw!!!

[Michael121]

So did ya hear the one about the fat guy........

Actually my Girlfriend is blond and likes this one:

Why are blond jokes so short?

So Brunettes can remember them.

[TChris]

Would anybody on this thread dare to make a similar list about illnesses like diabetes, cancer, or losing a limb?

Alex Zanardi, the guy who lost both his legs in a CART racing accident, was recently on David Letterman's show and had a terrific sense of humor about it! I think he embarrassed Letterman with how comfortable he was with the subject. (At one point, he swiveled his artificial leg upwards and set a coffee mug on the sole of his shoe)

It marks a great person when he can accept his situation, struggle to overcome it, succeed and get on with his life. Zanardi is racing again.