'If you want to join the party give me your name, what state you live in and register as an independant voter.'
You have no party. You have no candidates. You have nothing. You will have to support one of the major/minor candidates or sit out. I like to vote, so I am not interested in Oris. It will die, since it is already irrelevant.
I'll up the ante. Give ME your name, address, and social security number and I'll give you a MasterCard bill you'll never forget!
Hey. How dare you make fun of the Oris. They are the biggest political movement we've seen in years! We haven't seen the likes of this party since the 1930s, and that was in Europe!
To quote our noble Leader...
"All parties fail, the Oris one doesn't though."
It doesn't get much more inspirational than that.
Good point.