How about the Orvis(™) Party?
Posted on 12/02/2004 1:15:52 PM PST by wwalk841
The Oris Party is a new party that is dedicated to preserve freedom.
1.Domestic Issues A. Abortion 1.We believe that abortion is wrong in any way shape or form. B. Gay Marriage 1.We are a pro-family party that will supports an amendment to the constitution banning gay marriage. C. GOvernment in the media 1. We believe that the government has no right to censor anything on T.V., radio and newspaper. 2. Foriegn Policy A. The War on Terror 1. We support the War on Terror and will work until NOBODY is willing to strap a bomb onto their body. B The War In Iraq 1. We are against the war, but now that WE started it, WE must finish it. C. The U.N. 1. WE WILL WITHDRAW FROM THE U.N. 3. Economy A. Tarrifs 1. We are competely against tarrifs. B. Taxes 1.We will lower taxes to 5%.
So, how many members do you have then?
According to your projections, when do you plan to have equal prominance with one of the major political parties in this country, such as the Constitutionalists?
Very nice!
How about the Orvis(™) Party?
This thread is a lot like an Oreck...
It sure does suck.
Your party SUCKS.
I'm not sure, if you people would cooperate it would easy!!
15 seconds short on the draw, bub. :P
Short on ideas, but snappy dressers!
But atleast it's not BAGLESS!
Yeah, if only the people would cooperate. Don't fret, though... I heard of this German party back in the 1930s that had the same problem... and they managed to wind up running the whole country!
Then you suck too.
:P
Yeah, and check out some of those shotguns.
Just damn.
Do you want to join?
Like the Dems for so many years, they'll run against Hoover.
Well, what do I get if I join? I mean, you're going to pay me, right?
I don't switch parties for free, you know...
Not as bad as that Orificial slogan in his tagline ;)
I'd rather herd rabid cats nekkid than try to get FReepers to cooperate with this, the success rate would be higher and the injury rate lower!
Then you shouldn't be in a party, the Bible warns against bribes!
Plus it'd be funny as hell!
Zing! Nice one.
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