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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-04 PM Edition ("How are you coping?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:41:33 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Wonderama
marauding bands of gay, atheistic abortionists?

This sounds like a rock band.

It is a Rock Band. Their first hit was Incurable Neurological Disorder. They also did something called, Sense of Immorality but it hasn't gotten much airplay. Here's their publicity photo (they used to be called Butt Pirates Against Bush but they haven't had the money to go back to Olan Mills):

Their light show is obviously quite interesting.

61 posted on 12/01/2004 8:18:33 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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To: PatriotGirl827
Oh, and does anybody know what a "forensic accountant" is?

They examine numerical evidence of dead things. Like Kerry's political career. The modern Democrat Party. Common sense at DU.

62 posted on 12/01/2004 8:22:19 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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To: PJ-Comix
For a while there it sounded like a pharmacy with all those meds mentioned.

I should have bought pharma stocks.

63 posted on 12/01/2004 8:25:34 PM PST by NeoCaveman (http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
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To: All; PJ-Comix

This stuff is absolutely downright scary.

Honestly, when Slick Willie beat Bush 1 in '92 did any of you gals and guys have feelings even closely resembling the stuff from these people? I read this DU crap (thanks PJ for my pings) and watch the left go deeper and deeper into a black void.

Unbelievable


64 posted on 12/01/2004 8:25:36 PM PST by Chuck54 (Democrats - Lights are on, nobody's home!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I do have a pro.....who I see every two weeks, and all we talk about is this.
Is that Ms. Bubbles at the Clinton Liebrary?

She always tells me how much better informed she is after I leave.
Yeah, and if you give Ms. Bubbles a little extra $50, she'll make you think you're a friggin Einstein!

I usually bring some type of literature to leave in the waiting room, or for her to share with her compadres.
Hustler, Naughty Nurses, Lesbo Enema Nuns from Hell ... oh, 'scuse me ... family forum.

For me, so much raw emotion is involved and encompasses everything.
Ms. Bubbles musta given you "the Oval Office treatment" hoping for that extra $50, huh?

A few years ago I was talking to an artist and he was enlightening me to the fact that almost everything you touch,see,hear is 'political'.
Well at least you can drink and eat, eh? Lots of popcorn with that prozac that you wash down with Ripple (do they still make that?).

The most important thing for me now is to pick one thing...for me its writing letters and emailing, and accept that as my part. Educating myself is the most important contribution I feel that I can make, and while it is frustrating and overwhelming, there must be some purpose for the acknowledged addiction.
Education can be a dangerous thing to have -- especially when you don't know how to apply it.

These are strange times, and we're all part of them. When I feel myself to close to the edge I read a book, take a walk, step away from the computer....
Geez, it's all about you, isn't it? How about going out and HELPING someone? You know, you're looking at "your" problems (as if it were YOUR election -- YOU were the one shunned at the polls) and laboring over something you have no control over. HEY! Yer a liberal; you're supposed to be concerned about HELPING people. How about volunteering at a hospital -- pick one -- even the VA. How about helping that post-op get a drink of water. Read stories to kids. Help the elderly -- in other words VOLUNTEER. You may get a different slant on life and discover that it's not all about you!

Hey PJ, this is fun -- it almost writes itself LOL!

65 posted on 12/01/2004 8:28:08 PM PST by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: Morgan's Raider

Profoundly sorry for your loss.


66 posted on 12/01/2004 8:40:00 PM PST by Cold Heat (What are fears but voices awry?Whispering harm where harm is not and deluding the unwary. Wordsworth)
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To: Morgan's Raider

I'm very sorry to hear that. {{{hug}}}


67 posted on 12/01/2004 8:40:29 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

WHEW!!!!!


68 posted on 12/01/2004 8:42:58 PM PST by Deetes
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To: PJ-Comix

Liberalism really IS a mental disorder


69 posted on 12/01/2004 8:49:08 PM PST by Mr. K ((this space for rent))
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To: PJ-Comix
I know many vets with PTSD, some with severe cases, and none, singly or in a group setting, exhibit the despair these people do. I'm tempted to print copies of the FUnnies to hand out just to show the vets that they're really OK.

Nah, probably not.

I was taught it's really impolite to make fun or to speak ill of people with handicaps or obvious impairments, so I make sure I read the FUnnies in private so I can't be seen, because I can't help laughing at there folks.

70 posted on 12/01/2004 8:53:12 PM PST by 506trooper (sKerry, sign the d@mn SF180, ya lying ba$tard, my guy did.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I can't get a gun because I am considered a suicide risk"...

"WHAT?? WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR!"


71 posted on 12/01/2004 8:54:25 PM PST by bitt (I am smitten by the Prez.)
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To: carlr

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Notice they all seem to be either in therapy,on drugs or somehow broke.

It would seem that the party of all the sophisticated,brilliant and elite are actually the underbelly of our society.
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Ding! Ding! Ding! I picked that up too. Most of them must be on medicaid or some similar program. Getting their drugs, counseling, and health care off my dime.


72 posted on 12/01/2004 8:56:18 PM PST by CriticalJ
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To: bitt
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

What? Banana Issue. What?! BANANA ISSUE!! One of the best ever. However, I think Van Gogh has the banana and the ear both out in that picture.

73 posted on 12/01/2004 8:58:16 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Reading some of these makes me worry. These people are nuts. I mean, that are literally living in another world. I think, given the chance, some of these nuts would try to harm W. I hope the secret service keeps an eye on this site.


74 posted on 12/01/2004 8:58:20 PM PST by CriticalJ
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To: SandyInSeattle; Cold Heat
Thank you.This probably wasn't an appropriate place to unload, but the past three days are about to come crashing down around me. I had to get a little of it out of my system.

I doubt any of the DUmmies have ever had to face a reality like I'm facing right now (and without the aid of shrinks and psychotropic drugs, mind you). I will recover, and hopefully come out a better person for it.

75 posted on 12/01/2004 9:00:35 PM PST by Morgan's Raider
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh yeah, PJ the beav is a great touch.


76 posted on 12/01/2004 9:01:32 PM PST by X-FID (I don't know anyone here that's been killed with a handgun.)
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To: FredZarguna

HE DOES! SEE THE BANANA CRADLED IN THE EAR?? lol!!

I remember as if it were yesterday the day my mother-in-law found my box of first issues of National Lampoons in her basement, and TOSSED THEM OUT!!!! I'd give a lot to have that issue, "Buy this Magazine or we'll kill this dog"...

Remember there was always a monthly update picture of Mamie Eisenhauer saying "Yoo-Hoo, I'm not dead yet!"


77 posted on 12/01/2004 9:03:07 PM PST by bitt (I am smitten by the Prez.)
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To: CriticalJ
When I read their thread PJ put up, I get flashbacks to the movie Taxi Driver.....they are nuts.
78 posted on 12/01/2004 9:06:25 PM PST by 506trooper (sKerry, sign the d@mn SF180, ya lying ba$tard, my guy did.)
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To: bitt
And several of Generalissimo Franco, saying "I'm still dead." The parody of Carlos Castaneda/Don Juan was just about the funniest thing I've ever read.
79 posted on 12/01/2004 9:09:40 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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To: Morgan's Raider

Sorry to hear about your loss. Things will be ok, in time. Been where you are.May God comfort you and hopefully we here can support you during your times of need.


80 posted on 12/01/2004 9:16:08 PM PST by Lovergirl (Proud member of the Pajama Brigade.)
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