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2 posted on 11/30/2004 7:10:10 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)

Wow, these children get more pathetic every day..
I wonder if they can live through this dementia.
They really need help.

11 posted on 11/30/2004 7:18:56 PM PST by AlexW

21 posted on 11/30/2004 7:43:02 PM PST by The Mayor (We may whitewash sin, but only Jesus' blood can truly wash it white.)

Please add me to the ping list ... and keep up the good work.

32 posted on 11/30/2004 7:57:02 PM PST by Polonius (It's called logic, it'll help you.)

Ping! for later....Add me to the list, please!

44 posted on 11/30/2004 8:34:17 PM PST by Former Dodger ("False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. " - Plato)

Two children, call them FRank and DUane, are playing in the park. FRank has a truck, DUane has a stick. While playing, DUane breaks his stick, then cries that FRank has a truck. DUane thinks, in his tiny, underdeveloped mind, "if I can cry and whine and stomp my feet loud enough, long enough, and hard enough, 'protest', the truck will become mine. Then I will be happy."

So he commences to pitch a bitch. What is the result?

Nothing, the truck still belongs to FRank, reality hasn't been altered, time hasn't been reversed to back when DUane had a toy. DUane actually gets taken home and gets grounded for causing a scene and embarrassing his entire family with his childish outburst.

FRank on the other hand, makes new friends who also have trucks as well as cars. Since FRank just looked at DUane as a complete dork for his outburst, he gets elected to be the leader of the entire park. All the kids come to be his friend, and he then allocates all the cars and trucks to his best friends so they can play happily. The other kids most of whom sided with DUane, all vow to go play in another park, and rail against FRank for giving all the good stuff to his yes, men.. I mean friends.

90 posted on 12/01/2004 3:24:17 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT - B.F)

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