DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-04 ("Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

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[Clint N. Suhks]

One Word...

TOUPEE

[TheBigB]

Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated.

"Not proven", says Sen. Specter. ;-)

[DameAutour]

Ahh, I was waiting to see their reactions to Moore's Leno appearance. Hilarious.

I am presuming that his ultimate goal is still to bring back Democraty

So this is the utopia of which they speak!

[GreenAccord]

I don't think he's taken a day off in the last three years, certainly not since the election. I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkelling in Hawaii for a few weeks.

How come all I can think of is the image of a Japanese Whaling boat pulling up Michael Moore in a net?

[kimchi lover]

These people are just plain SICK!
Yeah, I'm sure MM was quaking in his over-filled boots when the folks at the convention were chanting "Four More Years!!". That must have been interpreted as a death threat right there!
So, they figure that the "Bush machine" got to Moore...yeah, OK, time for your meds!

[retrokitten]

What a SEXY sight that would be!]

LOL!!!! Why does that conjure images of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers? "I'm dead sexy! Get in my belly!"

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Moralistic Mightier than thou America....

Yep... If we can only get the U.S. of A. to become as moralistic as, say, Castro and his eutopia called Cuba. Slaughter people who disagree. Provide lavish lifestyles for the ruling class (liberals)... bread crumbs for the working people. But, of course, **free** health care and education.

Liberals are so ignorant!!!

[Not A Snowbird]

Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated.

It is impossible to have a logical, thoughtful, intelligent conversation with somebody who thinks like this.

There's no evidence, therefore we were VERY clever to conceal our fraud. So very clever! But wait... I thought we were all so stupid. WHICH IS IT???

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Those lines almost write themselves, don't they?

[TheBigB]

"It's Bush's fau...*burp*"

[Choose Ye This Day]

How could Moore NOT believe there was election fraud when the overwhelming body of surmise and speculation says there was?

Don't forget the overwhelming body of positive visualizations!

[KJC1]

"The mob at the RNC who stood up and chanted at him, "four more years" after John Mc Cain's "disingenuous filmaker" comment. The hate was palpable. It was freaky and I can only imagine MM has nightmares about that now."



Yeah, pretty freaky that he wasn't embraced and celebrated! I can't imagine why...

[MikefromOhio]

I never thought I would say this but....

I think Michael Moore may have a functioning brain. He knows who won....

[PJ-Comix]

Don't forget the overwhelming body of positive visualizations!

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! BTW, there will be a Moronic Convergence in Columbus, OH this weekend.

[MeekOneGOP]

[PJ-Comix]

I've heard that Osama bin Laden got that reference to "My Pet Goat" from the MM film because the true name of the story is "The Pet Goat." The title error was in the movie and that is where Osama got the title.

[granite]

Gem of the day:

[Great idea! Gain the confidence of Republicans so as to be invited into their homes…..and then RAID their refrigerators!]

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This DUFU is quite a read. Delusions of grandeur dancing in their heads... sheesh!