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DUmmie FUnnies 11-24-04 AM Edition 11-24-04 ("BEV! BBV!! WHAT IS GOING ON???")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/24/2004 6:43:19 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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They are getting VERY DISPIRITED over in DUmmieland which also means that things are getting even funnier there. To see the DUmmie FUnnies on a regular basis, which can also be viewed on my BLOG let me know if you want on the PING List if you are not already on it.
1 posted on 11/24/2004 6:43:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/24/2004 6:44:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

You forgot to add, "Send money!" ;-)


3 posted on 11/24/2004 6:49:39 AM PST by TheBigB (<----still tired and red-eyed from this weekend's BAYWATCH marathon on TV Land.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmies need to look at a map. Volusa county couldn't have enough Kerry votes to overturn the state even without their "fraud."
4 posted on 11/24/2004 6:52:38 AM PST by AVNevis (Be Thankful for President Bush)
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To: AVNevis
And besides, Kerry won in Volusia county, 51-49. Why would they challenge that?
5 posted on 11/24/2004 6:54:23 AM PST by AVNevis (Be Thankful for President Bush)
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To: horizondb

PING! And welcome aboard to the FASTEST GROWING Ping List on the FR, PINGee #341.


6 posted on 11/24/2004 6:54:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Jan 20 is going to be an exercise in comedy at the DUmp. I swear, this whole thing is like a friggin' Greek tragedy.


7 posted on 11/24/2004 6:57:29 AM PST by wasp69 (Hey, DUmmies! Can ya feel it? Does it hurt?)
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Ruh-roh...looks like Bev (BVV) Harris has figured out the Michael Moore Methodology of Filmmaking. Must have been a sudden realization that if THAT moron can make millions with his mockumentaries which feed on (and feed) the paranoia of the DUmmies, by golly, then SHE can, too!

Only problem: it takes money to make money. Light bulb moment! "Hey, DUmmies, send me money and I'll expose something you've all been hoping is true. Check or money order, or try this PayPal link. Cash preferred, in unmarked bills. Put all your faith and hope in me, and I'll take care of things for ya. That's right. The mailing address is on my web page. Hurry! Offer ends at midnight on November 23, 2004! Oh, uh, yeah, uh, love ya, you're the greatest, blah blah blah. Remember, cash preferred!"

8 posted on 11/24/2004 6:59:56 AM PST by shezza (Set beber to "decode" for incoming secret message.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have noticied a deep dark growing void at the DUmp today.
The recount is not going well and the infighting is drastically increasing.


9 posted on 11/24/2004 7:00:20 AM PST by granite (THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE NEXT FOUR YEARS START TODAY.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are naive. They believe absolutely anything that fortifies their castle in the sky.

Some of them have destroyed their lives and relationships over this crap. Now they're WILLINGLY being conned.

I can't wait for the first one to accuse Bev Harris of being a "Bushette" or some such nonsense, sent to distract them while the clock runs out on their mission.


10 posted on 11/24/2004 7:01:14 AM PST by HipShot ("Remember the first rule of gunfighting... have a gun." --Colonel Jeff Cooper)
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To: shezza
Ruh-roh...looks like Bev (BVV) Harris has figured out the Michael Moore Methodology of Filmmaking.

Yeah. Until viewing this DUmmie thread today, I underestimated Bev. I thought she was raising all that cash in order to do "research" at plush hotels. Instead she is using a lot of those donations in order to film a documentary about her "efforts" in order to make even MORE MONEY on a mockumentary about the "fraud." Maybe the mockumentary should be titled "How To Commit Fraud by Alleging Fraud."

12 posted on 11/24/2004 7:07:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Remember the saying from a famous preacher (don't remember his name).

IF MONEY IS A PROBLEM -- SEND ME YOUR PROBLEM !!!

Keep up the good work....


13 posted on 11/24/2004 7:07:46 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PJ-Comix

I need to set up a username at DU, and start building credibility, so that in 08 when they lose AGAIN, they'll send their money to ME to save them from the Evil Repukes.

The only flaw I see in this plan is if DU goes under - I hear they don't have many donors.


14 posted on 11/24/2004 7:08:45 AM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix

Bev has ARRIVED back in DUmmieland - there IS a Santa!


BevHarris (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-24-04 08:36 AM
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UPDATE: Florida litigation on voting issues, from Black Box Voting

Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 08:51 AM by BevHarris
There's a loophole that we'll need to get corrected in elections law, because it is blocking reasonable efforts to audit, confirm, or litigate elections in the U.S.

In most states, you can't request a recount or contest an election based on statistics. Even in Florida, where statistical evidence is permitted, the use of statistics is iffy in a court challenge. As soon as one expert sets it up, another can be counted upon to knock it down.

Recently, for example, attorney Lowell Finley came to Florida to pursue the option of contesting the Florida election. According to Florida law, contesting the Kerry election in Florida would require evidence that over 380,000 votes would be in doubt. Statistical evidence cited 260,000 votes in question -- but that study, the Berkeley study, is now being refuted by the Irvine study, and likelihood of prevailing in court on back-and-forth statistics is unlikely.

Even if that statistical information had been sufficient to prove 260,000 votes at risk, this would need to be supplemented by another 120,000 votes from other counties in the study. This kind of information could have been available, had counties complied with the Nov. 2 public records request filed by Black Box Voting. Unfortunately, most counties did not comply in a timely manner, and many refused to provide the information at all.

The audit data we obtained in Volusia County is another matter. Here, we have established plenty of evidence sufficient to take an election into contest. Volusia County, by itself, may have put some 30,000 presidential votes in question.

To get evidence comparable to what we have in Volusia County, basic audit diagnostics must be provided by the county in a timely manner. (To view the audit diagnostics we sent to every county in the country on Nov. 2, just after the polls closed, go to http://www.blackboxvoting.org and scroll down to an article titled "Are we insane? Voting without auditing?")

Now, here's the problem: All of the largest Florida counties stalled the records request past the filing deadlines. Some did it skillfully, by being out of the office, saying they didn't receive it, saying people were out of town...some did it clumsily, telling us to go jump in the lake.

The bottom line is: Most votes in Florida, and nearly all votes in Ohio, could not be audited because the secretary of state (Ohio) or the key county officials (Florida) would not part with the basic public information needed to launch a proper audit. While we will get the records, we will not get them in a timely manner.

This needs to be changed. Black Box Voting is in the process of setting up voting machine citizen audit protocols, and we plan to launch a major national citizen education effort to show people how to do both diagnostic audits and fraud audits using the public records tools available to all of us.

National elections cannot be compromised very easily without problematic local officials. A true cleanup is going to have to take place county by county, and we will need all of you to do it.

I know we have been slow to put some of our volunteers to work on real auditing. That is because, if you don't know exactly what you're doing, you'll get your butt kicked.

A citizen audit group is now working on Holmes County, Florida, and of course Volusia is in full swing (I'm about to do another post on the lawsuit filed yesterday requesting that the Volusia County election be set aside).

This is a problem that can be solved, but we need more teeth in legislation to require counties to produce audit materials immediately after elections, so that citizens groups can have at least 7 days to analyze the information and follow up on discrepancies and ommissions. Right now, elections officials can stonewall and there are no consequences, if they do it skillfully.

(For those who do it unskillfully, stay tuned. We aren't done with 'em.)

For those of you waiting on Ohio, it is certainly frustrating. Kenneth Blackwell is certainly the 2004 equivalent of Katherine Harris. He has set a state policy of obstructiveness, making it almost impossible to get the kind of information needed to prove the counting was correct.

Doing the auditing correctly, especially in coordination with local citizens groups, can produce fireworks. Volusia County now has its hands full.

Bev Harris



15 posted on 11/24/2004 7:10:01 AM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, did you see this thread? Sounds like they are setting themselves up for an even bigger fall. They believe kerry/edwards campaign is involved but I don't see where they are participating or ponying up any of the 15 mil that was kept.
16 posted on 11/24/2004 7:11:35 AM PST by wasp69 (Hey, DUmmies! Can ya feel it? Does it hurt?)
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...and interview folks like ... Cynthia McKinney, ... , Barbara Boxer

tee hee... funny!

17 posted on 11/24/2004 7:12:34 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PING!


18 posted on 11/24/2004 7:13:22 AM PST by elparce
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To: EllaMinnow
Doing the auditing correctly, especially in coordination with local citizens groups, can produce fireworks. Volusia County now has its hands full.

Bev Harris

"Oh, and SEND MONEY!"

Could you post here the LINK to that DUmmie thread? I would be curious to see the level of skepticism arising there over Bev doing her smoke and mirrors routine and accomplishing exactly NOTHING.

19 posted on 11/24/2004 7:19:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2746037

The Kool-Aid is dribbling down their pimply DUmmie chins.


20 posted on 11/24/2004 7:20:57 AM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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