DUmmie FUnnies 11-16-04 AM Edition ("RECOUNT IN OHIO A SURE THING!!!")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 16, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe we should change the name of Ohio to Ozhio because the DUmmies are obviously living out a fantasy if they think the recount will flip that state. However, it is GREAT FUN to see the DUmmies PROLONG their election agony over such a recount. December 20, when the Electoral College votes for Bush will be a painful day for them. To watch the DUmmies' painful but funny agony on a regular basis, let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List if you are not already on it.

[PJ-Comix]

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[cripplecreek]

"Damn, would the Freepers be pissed if the Green Party wins this thing for Kerry!"


Actually I'm quite happy watching the greens embarrass the rats.

[randog]

On what grounds are the Watermelons (green on the outside, red on the inside) basing their recount efforts? How do they think they can turn the Ohio election around when Bush won by ~150K?

[ml1954]

On Thursday, David Cobb, the Green Party’s 2004 presidential candidate, announced his intention to seek a recount of the vote in Ohio. Since the required fee for a statewide recount is $113,600, the only question was whether that money could be raised in time to meet the filing deadline. That question has been answered.

They really are stupid. Wouldn't Soros be writing checks as fast as he could if there was anything at all to this recount thing. I guess they didn't think of that.

[ml1954]

The cost of the recount is $113,000

I'll do it for only $90,000.

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

And you're #294 on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

And now the PING List has swollen to 295. At this rate the DUmmie FUnnies PING List will be at around 500 by the New Year.

[wasp69]

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[netmilsmom]

>>On what grounds are the Watermelons (green on the outside, red on the inside) basing their recount efforts? How do they think they can turn the Ohio election around when Bush won by ~150K?<<

We have a radio host named Tony Trupiano here in Detroit. While waiting for my daughter to come out of CCD, I heard the Green party rep talking about this on that show. They are talking about the exit polls and the number of registered voters compared to the number of votes. Mostly about Franklin County (Columbus, I think).
This is looking to be another FLA where they only count certain counties.

[kenth]

How insane do you have to be to think a recount is going to change a 130,000 vote difference?

[San Jacinto]

I've got an idea on how to drive the DUmmies even more nuts.

Start a rumor over at DU that since Bush was not really "elected" in 2000, but was merely "selected", he is Constitutionally permitted to run again on '08-- and plans to do so.

[TruthWillWin]

That group (DU'ers) is hopeless. Bush is more likely to pick additional votes than the not so Swift guy.

[PJ-Comix]

How insane do you have to be to think a recount is going to change a 130,000 vote difference?

From the Green point of view not so insane. They already know it is a lost cause. However, by blowing the money on this lost cause they also gain the support of a lot of DUmmie types who are angry that the Democrats don't want to waste their money on this effort. This whole thing is nothing more than a PR stunt by the Greens and it is WORKING!!!

[thingumbob]

Actually I live in Ohio and I started to call it O-ut-O...for sometime before the election. I hope the Greens carry this out as a strategy to gain a larger share of the DemoRAT vote and uncover voter fraud on the behalf of the Dem's to boot........however, I'm sure that's just a pipe dream of mine. The Greens will be looking to propagandize against the Right in this effort to do to the Republicans what the Democrats in Ohio couldn't do to further legitimize themselves with the nutty left wing.

P.S. Have you been threatened by The leader of DU....lately?....and have you had Green Tea with his lawyers yet?......... LOL.

[randog]

They are talking about the exit polls...

Stop right there. If they're basing their recount effort on a bogus poll then they'd better be prepared for disappointment. These people are hopeless. It's one thing to rant, rave and spin wild conspiracy theories on an internet bulletin board; it's quite another to hand over your food stamps to some shyster promising to overturn a decisive election win.

[PJ-Comix]

P.S. Have you been threatened by The leader of DU....lately?....

It turned out that wasn't Skinner. It was "Skinnner."

[PJ-Comix]

It looks like this is yet ANOTHER DUmmie thread I have killed by featuring it in the DUmmie FUnnies. Every time I feature a DUmmie thread, it DIES almost immediately. Whenever I audition prospective DUmmie Threads to feature in the DUmmie FUnnies I am always aware that I will be murdering them if they are chosen. This is an awesome responsibility. I have the death of many DUmmie threads on my conscience.