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DUmmie FUnnies 11-12-04 PM Edition (DUmmies SLAM Hillary)
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 12, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/12/2004 1:20:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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1 posted on 11/12/2004 1:20:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/12/2004 1:21:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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So if Hillary’s book was such a MASSIVE best seller why doesn’t it appear at the flea markets?

I go garage saleing every Saturday. I could by a dozen Tom Clancey books every week. Even more of the female best sellers.

But in six years I have only seen two or three Harry Potter books, and only one copy of "Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil" (four years on the NYT list).

Hillary and Bill will eventually show up.

3 posted on 11/12/2004 1:25:01 PM PST by js1138 (D*mn, I Missed!)
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To: PJ-Comix
We need to put her on the back burner

I agree. Burn her.

4 posted on 11/12/2004 1:29:50 PM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: PJ-Comix

"She does not have the trust of the anti war people and the right wing would kill us all before the let her be elected."


I love the sound of panic in the morning.....it sounds like victory.


5 posted on 11/12/2004 1:30:51 PM PST by NRA1995 (Free Republic Inaugural Ball II, here I come!!!)
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. . . she would get creamed. . . . We would get creamed.

The Clinton Legacy.

6 posted on 11/12/2004 1:31:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Impeachment and cream.)
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Please add me to the ping list - this is great stuff!


7 posted on 11/12/2004 1:31:31 PM PST by wvobiwan (Touchdown! Suckers walk...)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's Kerry in a dress

I can't wait for Hillary to show up at an Ohio gun shop in a dress (or pant suit) and say, "Can I get me a huntin' license?"

8 posted on 11/12/2004 1:33:19 PM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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I think she would be a great Pres. but the mere sight of her throws the other side into a fury. We need to put her on the back burner until we take back solid control of this country.

[By that time, Hillary would be a mummy.]


"Hello mummy, hello DUmmy

Defense will still have Donald Rummy"
9 posted on 11/12/2004 1:35:43 PM PST by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: js1138

I think I have part of it figured out:

The harry potter books are things that can be read by kids over and over again. Why get rid of them if they can be used again???

Tom clancy, whether you like him or not, is kind of disposable. Read it once, you get it, and you move on. Better to sell it than to let it sit around.

Bill and hillary, on the other hand, are books that were bought out of 'obligation' to the cause but never actually read. Sure, maybe they read a hundred pages or so, but even the die hards couldn't digest it all. So they put them down and told themselves "one day I will finish that book." So there's no reason to sell it yet- it's still a project to be done, not one that's already finished.


10 posted on 11/12/2004 1:38:03 PM PST by flashbunny (Every thought that enters my head requires its own vanity thread.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's this Sharpton idea that worries me. Dear G-d, please don't let us face the Sharpton juggernaut in '08!

[Think they bought it?]


11 posted on 11/12/2004 1:38:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: wvobiwan

You're now #253 on the PING List.


12 posted on 11/12/2004 1:39:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: flashbunny

Bill and Hill's books are sitting by the MILLIONS in union controlled warehouses all over the country. It is a little tough to drive truckloads of them to flea markets and sell them to utterly disinterested folks. Methinks they are all destined to bypass the flea markets and be recycled as cardboard instead.


13 posted on 11/12/2004 1:43:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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LOL!
Wean Chels off the beer and have her SAY something?
Hmm..:

"I have had a nose job and cheek lifts so that I no longer lok like a shuffling chipmunk!"


14 posted on 11/12/2004 1:44:10 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can I be 254?


15 posted on 11/12/2004 1:45:27 PM PST by DameAutour ("Go carefully. Be conservative. Be sure you are right - and then don't be afraid")
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Our candidate must have core beliefs, integrity and political courage this time around;

Then they can go back to nominating soulless,lying,spineless,anti-american offal.

Ya know,like they usually do.

16 posted on 11/12/2004 1:45:30 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve to keep us free.)
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This disturbs me. For once in their miserable little God forsaken lives, some of them are beginning to get it. Go Hillary Go!


17 posted on 11/12/2004 1:47:03 PM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe we should remind the DUers of this horrifc bit of lunacy:

Words and Music by James Steward, Jr
"A Song for Hillary "

The whole world will be dancing in the street
when Hillary Rodham Clinton takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she;
she's a human Statue of Liberty.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!
We're so glad for the joy that she will bring.
We can always count on her to do the right thing.
She's faithful and honest, too.
Thank God she's happened to me and you.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!
No matter what the voices of deception say,
Vote Hillary Clinton on Election Day.
No matter the problems, big or small;
she will tackle and solve them all.
The whole world will be dancing in the street
when Hillary Rodham Clinton takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she;
she's a human Statue of Liberty.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!


18 posted on 11/12/2004 1:51:40 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: js1138

Hillary's sales were well supported through fund raisers as it has always been a way around campaign finance laws. All politicians have at least one crappy book to their name.


19 posted on 11/12/2004 1:54:01 PM PST by xcullen (DC Conservative)
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To: dagoofyfoot

ping


20 posted on 11/12/2004 1:58:37 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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