I can't believe that doofus actually posed for that picture in his Marine uniform.
(is he really a Marine or a poseur, I wonder)
Real Marines do not have long hair, five o'clock shadow, cry-baby faces, limp wrists, crooked ribbons, paper stripes, chicken necks, lilac eyeshadow, crooked buttons, waxed eyebrows, extra toes, ugly girlfriends, and hatred for America.
Judging from his "no-reg" haircut, I am saying he fished that out of his big brothers closet and put it on. Hopefully when big bro gets back he takes care of some business at home also (72% of Marines went for the President)