Theodor Heuss and Konrad Adenaur were both re-elected in 1954. Obviously verrrry bad men.... (sheesh)
Achtung! I am (How you say?) so sorry, dude. I thought zat Dr. Zaius vaz goinkt to be on eine prrrresidential ticket. I vound up voting for zat prick, Ralph Nader. Sheiskopf!
(Smacks forehead. Replaces prescription, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses. Picks up Cliff Notes for lame-ass, anti-American Gunter Grass novel.)