Why? The last thing FR needs is another newbie posting stupid vanities.
Oh well, I'm making beef jerky tonight and we're not sure if the marinade was good enough. I should post a thread in news/activism demanding attention about that. Why not, it would be on a par with most of the vanities I've seen in the last two weeks.
I post "Welcome To Free Republic!" everytime I see a newbie.
If they aren't a troll, they'll appreciate the sentiment.
If they are a troll, it will give them a false sense of complacency.