Note to DUmmie.......get your ticket to Canada ready....the bus is leaving soon....will meet you at the bus station to wave good bye at 9 PM Tonight.....see you there...LOL!
We don't need your trust and we don't need you.
As a friend of mine said last night, we had to take four more years of clintoon -- they need to just buck up and shut up. We deserve four more years of Bush/Cheney.
No gloating until after Florida and Ohio are in Bush's column.
Thanks PJ! I so look forward to the DUmmie Funnies, especially today! We all need a humor break :-)
ROFLOL!!!!!!
Please, please, please add me to your ping list for DUmmie FUnnies!
THANKS!
Unlike you, PJ, I've been kind of worried about the election today. Thanks for lifting my spirits by letting me see the crushed spirits of DUmmies.
PJ...I think I have fallen in love with you...are you married??...lol
Since the first DUmmie FUnnies that I read, I get all atwittered (is that a word?)when I get a ping from you..I think I'm fallin hard :Þ
Keep up the good work.
I've got to add this, a post by DUmbass Catwoman (once, twice, three times a lady):
I'm crying right now
I keep thinking about the past four years, and how Bush stole Election 2000.
I keep thinking about the rage I feel every time I see him on my television.
I keep thinking about the revulsion I feel every time he opens his stupid monkey mouth.
I keep thinking about how he spit in my face, and in the face of all my people, each and every f**king day.
I keep thinking about all of those poor people in Iraq who have been murdered by this monstrous asshole.
I'm trying not to watch the news. I don't even know if I will watch the returns.
I just know that I am overcome with so many emotions right now.
Bush is a f**king monster. A cancer. A dangerous murdering idiot.
And he has GOT to go.
by all means, sign me up
Great post, great old hymn. I sorta think for the DUmmies, "Down by the Riverside" -- with its theme of "study war no more" might be more appropriate....or the old Shaker hymn "Tis the Gift to Be Simple(minded)"...
Thank you, PJ!
PJ,
LOL! These DUmmies are too much fun!
I told myself not to stress over this election day and spend it relaxing with like-minded friends and reading the DUmmie FUnnies. Thank you so much for making my day!
Since you posted this as Edition #1, I deduce that there will be an Edition #2, which I look forward to...hehehehe it should be a doosie!! LOL
Beth
A Mighty Fortress
A Mighty Fortress Is Our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He, amid the flood
Of mortal ills prevailing.
For still our ancient foe
Doth seek to work us woe;
His craft and pow’r are great,
And arm’d with cruel hate,
Did we in our own strength confide,
Our striving would be losing;
Were not the right man on our side,
The man of God's own choosing;
Dost ask who that may be?
Christ Jesus, it is he;
Lord Sabaoth his Name,
From age to age the same,
And he must win the battle.
And tho' this world, with devils filled,
Should threaten to undo us;
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us;
The prince of darkness grim,
We tremble not for him;
His rage we can endure,
For lo! his doom is sure,
One little word shall fell him.
That word above all earthly powers,
No thanks to them, abideth;
The Spirit and the gifts are ours
Through him who with us sideth;
Let goods and kindred go,
This mortal life also;
The body they may kill:
God's truth abideth still,
His kingdom is for ever.
On earth is not his equal.
Original German Words and Music by Martin Luther,English translation by Frederick Henry Hedge.
find later bump
Why do I feel I need a bath after going to that site??? Never been there before, won't be going back anytime soon...
Well you better add me to your ping list, if you would be so kind. I usually do a search for DUmmie FUnnies every night, but if you're going to have special editions all day, I don't want to miss a single one! So please, add me to the ping list.
The DU are the most negative, nihilistic, group of whiners I've ever heard of. The country always goes for the "sunnier" candidate. Who wants people with this kind of pessimistic life vision anywhere near the seat of power. The Paxil dosage might need to be adjusted..
Whichever way this thing turns out, DU will remain a source of immense humor for years to come. They're so, so, so earnest. I'll pop over there later tonight to reveal my current character is really deeply "pro-Bush"! A last minute change of heart. DU, the gift that keeps on giving.