Posted on 11/02/2004 8:18:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Be sure to wait for Sh0rtBus; he will be joining you.
Being a member of the NRA....I prefer to bring a stake and my gun with the silver bullets.
Maybe we can see em off with a weenie roast.....LOL.
Unlike you, PJ, I've been kind of worried about the election today. Thanks for lifting my spirits by letting me see the crushed spirits of DUmmies.
Doesn't it make you feel powerful? You can kill any of their threads, just by mocking it over here.
But they're the weenies! (And I'm vegetarian.) Let's give 'em a case of Schlitz and a bird watcher's guide to Canadian Birds.
PJ...I think I have fallen in love with you...are you married??...lol
Since the first DUmmie FUnnies that I read, I get all atwittered (is that a word?)when I get a ping from you..I think I'm fallin hard :Þ
Keep up the good work.
I've got to add this, a post by DUmbass Catwoman (once, twice, three times a lady):
I'm crying right now
I keep thinking about the past four years, and how Bush stole Election 2000.
I keep thinking about the rage I feel every time I see him on my television.
I keep thinking about the revulsion I feel every time he opens his stupid monkey mouth.
I keep thinking about how he spit in my face, and in the face of all my people, each and every f**king day.
I keep thinking about all of those poor people in Iraq who have been murdered by this monstrous asshole.
I'm trying not to watch the news. I don't even know if I will watch the returns.
I just know that I am overcome with so many emotions right now.
Bush is a f**king monster. A cancer. A dangerous murdering idiot.
And he has GOT to go.
I'll let you be MC. I'll say prayers before the roast and really set them off! BTW, not a vegan--do eat dairy and fish (anything that is not tortured before it is killed, so would eat hunted animals as well, just not slaughterhouse animals (bad karma)).
by all means, sign me up
We can give em' CD's of "Stolen Honor" and "Fahrenhype 911" as "Boobie prize" going away gifts....maybe you can come up with a "white elephant" gift.....something like my faded "Sore Loserman" coffee mug.......LOL. I just love being a part of the Freep family.......this is just too much fun!
Great post, great old hymn. I sorta think for the DUmmies, "Down by the Riverside" -- with its theme of "study war no more" might be more appropriate....or the old Shaker hymn "Tis the Gift to Be Simple(minded)"...
Thank you, PJ!
PJ,
LOL! These DUmmies are too much fun!
I told myself not to stress over this election day and spend it relaxing with like-minded friends and reading the DUmmie FUnnies. Thank you so much for making my day!
Since you posted this as Edition #1, I deduce that there will be an Edition #2, which I look forward to...hehehehe it should be a doosie!! LOL
Beth
A Mighty Fortress
A Mighty Fortress Is Our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He, amid the flood
Of mortal ills prevailing.
For still our ancient foe
Doth seek to work us woe;
His craft and pow’r are great,
And arm’d with cruel hate,
Did we in our own strength confide,
Our striving would be losing;
Were not the right man on our side,
The man of God's own choosing;
Dost ask who that may be?
Christ Jesus, it is he;
Lord Sabaoth his Name,
From age to age the same,
And he must win the battle.
And tho' this world, with devils filled,
Should threaten to undo us;
We will not fear, for God hath willed
His truth to triumph through us;
The prince of darkness grim,
We tremble not for him;
His rage we can endure,
For lo! his doom is sure,
One little word shall fell him.
That word above all earthly powers,
No thanks to them, abideth;
The Spirit and the gifts are ours
Through him who with us sideth;
Let goods and kindred go,
This mortal life also;
The body they may kill:
God's truth abideth still,
His kingdom is for ever.
On earth is not his equal.
Original German Words and Music by Martin Luther,English translation by Frederick Henry Hedge.
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Why do I feel I need a bath after going to that site??? Never been there before, won't be going back anytime soon...
Just so you're protected . . . it's a scary place over in that alternate universe . . .
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