DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-04 PM Edition (DUmmies Want To MEDITATE Bush Out Of Office)

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 11, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Feiny]

Well, you have ONLY been a freeper since 10-3-04....so you are under double secret probation.

[Feiny]

Oh, my sarcasm was directed at this post:

Hey, PJ. Have you noticed that the DUmmies keep track of how many posts they have? What is up with that?

Not the one I replied to.....I did that to confuse you & the terrorists.

[pharmamom]

I have on my beanie cap with the helicopter on top. Every time I see your nickname, I crack up. But I shouldn't laugh. We have Julia "Dumber than a box of rocks" Carson.

[Free Trapper]

Some people stare at their navel while meditating.

Dim liberals stare at their prostate while maditating.

[mdittmar]

Guru Baghman Shrill Baksheesh

reminds me of my stoner days.

[Wonderama]

Our intent is to promote wisdom, compassion and honesty during the 2004 electoral process

What these people don't get is that by promoting wisdom, compassion and honesty, they're promoting George Bush. Kerry has none of these qualities and the more we see of Bush, the more it is apparant he is the epitome of these qualities.

Let em keep promoting!!!!

[San Jacinto]

fifteen minutes at 10 p.m. Eastern time (9 p.m. Central, 8 p.m. Mountain and 7 p.m. Pacific) on November 1st.

No worries. The 'spring forward-fall back' deal is gonna screw this plan all to hell. They'll never be able to coordinate anything that complicated.Plus they will be all worn out from stealing Bush signs as a Halloween prank.

[Laurita]

In the blessed words of the Guru Baghman Shrill Baksheesh:

[You want to do something useful? Then spend two eternities polishing my Rolls Royce. And when you are done with that, I have a whole fleet of those Rolls Royces for you to work on. Remember, there is an important purpose why you need to polish my Rolls Royce fleet. It is to find your Inner DUmmie.]

Wax-on; wax-off.

In the words of the drooling maladroits:

"Rejecting all preconception, with a deep heartfelt vow to remain absolutely open and present, without mind trips, simply stopping and falling in to your fear of death by dying now."

Keep in mind that dying does NOT prevent DUmmies from voting.

Repeat after me and you too can be a mindless zombie:

OWAAAAA
TALUUUU
NIAMMMM

[stands2reason]

Not to be sticking up for DU, but it's common to find a numerical hierarchy in fora online-- usually the less reputable ones, to be sure. Another forum where I occasionally lurk uses the same system.

[Mike Fieschko]

"Hello, seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theatre, 1974.

And, the classic:

Buddhist to hot dog vendor: "I'll have one with everything."

[Smoote]

Can't we all just get a-bong?

[desherwood7]

Another Classic. Wouldn't be nice if we could send them all to the seventh dimension.

[Ostlandr]

Oh most wise Baghman;

ROTF! Speaking from experience, those hippie dippies at DU lack the discipline, focus and mental clarity to swing a compass needle, much less swing the election!