"Doodie"? That's a good one.
"I can't blame Bush for looking like he wanted to climb over that podium and slap some sense into his opponent."
I think our president had more in mind a very quickly upper cut to Lurch's boney jaw. Sort of knock off some of the makeup to expose the orange underneath. If if they poured Clorox on Lurch's face prior to the debate to whiten it up, hopefully just floor the snake.