Besides being crazy,they are delusional,have far too much time on their hands and have lousy memories.
YUP! I have sort of made a hobby out of DUmmie delusions with my DUmmie FUnnies. Check out the latest edition of the DUmmie FUnnies. There is so much rich unintentional humor over at the DUmmie site that I often have two editions of the DUmmie FUnnies in one day.