Done Rather-Poorly, inflated news anchor for the past 50 years at BS TV, has broken the following news exclusive. His secretary and escort, Merry Mates, after a 10 minute review, authenticated the story. She has since left the country, and is unavailable for comment.
Pathetic director Mikey Mooron has decided to produce a crockumentary film concerning the days immediately following the U.S. election of November, 2004. In that scenario, due to the overwhelming support from multiple deceased and drunk voters who cast numerous duplicate photocopied ballots, Emperor Gone Scarey managed to steal the U.S. election by a slim majority of half of a vote.
Immediately after the coronation, his first decisive action was to arrest the First Lady, “Mudder” Teresa Hinds Scarey, on charges that her Low Tides Charitable Funds Foundation was sponsoring terrorist organizations in the U.S. and abroad. Although he had hoped to personally appropriate her vast fortune under the Terrorist Determent Act (which he said that he had previously opposed before he supported it), he soon unfortunately learned that the confiscated funds were to become the property of the U.S. government. The tax rate of the nation is expected to fall significantly.
In a pink counter suite, “Mudder” Teresa Hinds Scarey has charged him with producing false military documents and photo-ops of his courageous exemplary conduct during the Vietnam War, and of aiding and abetting the enemy after his four month stint in that self-admitted fiasco.
Both parties have been found guilty of being downright nasty, and are now sharing the penthouse suite located in the MoveOn Retreat Complex of Alcatraz Penitentiary.
They daily argue over who has rights to the top bunk, and first use of the Hinds 50 something Varieties ketchup packets which accompany their copious allotment of Limburger cheese and French baguettes. They also have indignantly complained concerning the tawdry cuisine and whine service.
Their spiritual adviser, Hillarity Klington, visits once a year, or less frequently if required.
Her insignificant other, Bill-me Klington, has been garnering a modest income on a lecture circuit crusade against the declining moral situation in the country. He asserts that this problem doesn’t exist in the city.
The Vice President, Yawn Backwards, who is also a trial lawyer, is trying to file a suite to enable both felons to be eligible to vote in the 2008 elections, or else the 2012 if the slow motion is delayed.
And they lived miserably ever after!
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