I know...;)
Before I get any furthur down the thread, are YOU the author of this crap? It might make a difference, because if you are, I see a ZOT in your very near future. If you're not, then I suggest you make that very clear, and give some explanation as to why you saw fit to post this. Do you have any idea how many true blue southerners post on FR? You've been here long enough to know better.