So where were the free boob-jobs when I was in the military? To think they got me with 30 days paid vacation, now they’re giving away free plastic surgery. Did I ever miss the boat?
Actually, all kidding aside I find this infuriating. When all of our troops do not have the proper body armor and snipers have a website asking citizens to supply them with much needed equipment that the government does not, what in the hell is the army doing performing plastic surgery, (including nearly 500 breast enhancements) for free?
When the bungling hero Jessica Lynch was taken captive after getting lost, wrecking her humvee, and firing not a single shot because her gun was jammed our first question was, “What was she doing there in the first place?” The answer to that jewel was that she only joined so that she could go to school to become a teacher. She didn’t expect to go to war. So what will happen when our military is full of vain little girls who only joined to get the free boob-job?
Make no mistake, it will happen. Breast enhancement is an expensive surgery and it has been so advocated in Hollywood that it’s almost considered a necessity. There will most certainly be girls joining the military for the sole purpose of getting a free boob-job. Meanwhile our troops will be scraping for body armor and dry socks that the military cannot provide for them. My son is now in JROTC and looking forward to joining the military. Will I have to worry that the person covering his back is only there for size D breasts?
Very good point Sir.
And please tell your son good luck on the JROTC.