Posted on 08/20/2004 9:36:43 AM PDT by doug from upland
Brand new and hot off the presses! "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" by Dougie is an illustrated humorous children's book that creatively and mercilessly mocks John Kerry, his phony campaign, and his dubious history. The book is for adults but is rated G and is suitable for children.
It is written from the perspective of an irrepressible elementary school boy who is looking at John Kerry in disbelief and wonders why in the world anyone with even half a brain would be foolish enough to vote for this man.
Some of the highlights (or lowlights, as it were) include Kerry voting YES before voting NO, claiming it was his family's SUV, throwing the ball like a girl at Fenway Park, being a ketchup boy gigolo for his loony wife who told a reporter to shove it, and other amusing true anecdotes about the man who helped the commies win in Vietnam. Yes, Kerry is the candidate of choice for the Germans, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and Osama bin Laden himself. In fact, if bin Laden could sneak into Dade County, Florida, he would cast several votes for his guy.
You will laugh your rear end off if you are a Republican, and steam will come from your ears if you are a DemocRAT. Hey, Republicans, why not give one to a DemocRAT friend if you still have DemocRATs with whom you speak.
Really anger a liberal teacher by having your child do a book report on "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." You can have great fun reading the book aloud in public. Dougie will be pleased to autograph your copy(ies).
Contact Dougie by email with questions.
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dougiesbooks@verizon.net
I just ordered the book. It sounds like a hoot.
Bought one! 41 left.
Will FReepers let their email list know about this? :)
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It IS! We spent a nice vacation there a couple years ago. Yes. Upland, Pennsylvania.
Hold one for me Doug. Remember I've been your #1 fan since 1998! Will head to ebay after work! (plus hate to say this but mom is leaning towards Kerry and thinks Terezza is cool! Yikes!
That looks well worth the $6!!!!
Looks great! Has Dougie considered launching a second book examining the virtues of our great President?
That was the first run. I have paid for 500 of these suckers.
It is a good idea. And Dougie has already been researching Hillary in time to help Rudy in 2006. :)
We are going to have to turn mom around on this. She needs to read about Paul Galatin. He was tortured while they used Kerry's words.
Yes, please make them believe I am in Pennsylvania. I was born in Pennsylvania before I was born in Ohio. That's it.
See tag line.
Sir.
You can start searching for Dougie here
That is one of THE nicest looking Red X's I've seen in a LONG TIME!!!
Darn. Upland, Pennsylvania map is showing up for me.
Disclaimer: my dad's lawyer said to make sure what I write is real. This stuff is real. I didn't have to make it up. It wasn't very hard to find out but I didn't find out any of it from ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, PBS, the New York Times, the L.A. Times, the Washington Post, Helen Thomas or any college.
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