(now on ebay) FReeper book skewers John Kerry -- A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY

ebay ^ | 8-20-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

from Dougie regarding falling on the snowboard:

He tried to blame it on the Secret Service
guy who guarded him and called the guy a
S.O.B. I don’t think that’s good.

[Irish Queen]

I just ordered the book. It sounds like a hoot.

[Sender]

Bought one! 41 left.

[doug from upland]

Will FReepers let their email list know about this? :)

[Brad’s Gramma]

BACK
TO
THE
TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Please tell the Kerry thugs that Upland is in Pennsylvania.

It IS! We spent a nice vacation there a couple years ago. Yes. Upland, Pennsylvania.

[dutchess]

Hold one for me Doug. Remember I've been your #1 fan since 1998! Will head to ebay after work! (plus hate to say this but mom is leaning towards Kerry and thinks Terezza is cool! Yikes!

[Lady Jag]

Even though he said he never falls, I saw it on FOX

That looks well worth the $6!!!!

[Mygirlsmom]

Looks great! Has Dougie considered launching a second book examining the virtues of our great President?

[doug from upland]

That was the first run. I have paid for 500 of these suckers.

[doug from upland]

It is a good idea. And Dougie has already been researching Hillary in time to help Rudy in 2006. :)

[doug from upland]

We are going to have to turn mom around on this. She needs to read about Paul Galatin. He was tortured while they used Kerry's words.

[doug from upland]

Yes, please make them believe I am in Pennsylvania. I was born in Pennsylvania before I was born in Ohio. That's it.

[Brad’s Gramma]

See tag line.

Sir.

[doug from upland]

Attn: Kerry thugs who want to suppress A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY.

You can start searching for Dougie here

[Brad’s Gramma]

That is one of THE nicest looking Red X's I've seen in a LONG TIME!!!

[doug from upland]

Darn. Upland, Pennsylvania map is showing up for me.

[doug from upland]

Dougie's disclaimer:

Disclaimer: my dad's lawyer said to make sure what I write is real. This stuff is real. I didn't have to make it up. It wasn't very hard to find out but I didn't find out any of it from ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, PBS, the New York Times, the L.A. Times, the Washington Post, Helen Thomas or any college.