(now on ebay) FReeper book skewers John Kerry -- A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY

ebay ^ | 8-20-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Brand new and hot off the presses! "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry" by Dougie is an illustrated humorous children's book that creatively and mercilessly mocks John Kerry, his phony campaign, and his dubious history. The book is for adults but is rated G and is suitable for children.

It is written from the perspective of an irrepressible elementary school boy who is looking at John Kerry in disbelief and wonders why in the world anyone with even half a brain would be foolish enough to vote for this man.

Some of the highlights (or lowlights, as it were) include Kerry voting YES before voting NO, claiming it was his family's SUV, throwing the ball like a girl at Fenway Park, being a ketchup boy gigolo for his loony wife who told a reporter to shove it, and other amusing true anecdotes about the man who helped the commies win in Vietnam. Yes, Kerry is the candidate of choice for the Germans, the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and Osama bin Laden himself. In fact, if bin Laden could sneak into Dade County, Florida, he would cast several votes for his guy.

You will laugh your rear end off if you are a Republican, and steam will come from your ears if you are a DemocRAT. Hey, Republicans, why not give one to a DemocRAT friend if you still have DemocRATs with whom you speak.

Really anger a liberal teacher by having your child do a book report on "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." You can have great fun reading the book aloud in public. Dougie will be pleased to autograph your copy(ies).

Contact Dougie by email with questions.
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dougiesbooks@verizon.net

[doug from upland]

Let the hatemail begin.

[doug from upland]

Ping. :)

[doug from upland]

Ping. :)

[Old Sarge]

WHAT hate mail? I LOVE it!!!

[FormerLib]

Why isn't this listed on Amazon.com?

Get in touch with Registered and get it to a printer, man!

[doug from upland]

The hate mail Dougie will get from the lefties after they see the ebay ad. It does sort of insult them.

[doug from upland]

It has been printed and self-published. It is pretty late in the game for a publisher to pick it up now.

[Shannon]

One down, 49 to go. I just bought my copy on ebay and paid with Paypal. Send that book! I'll take it into work. Oh, feel free to sign it.

[Fiddlstix]

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[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Thank you
Please autograph
ebay name HuntsvilleVet

Instead of using your link to ebay I searched for A Child's eye view of John Kerry.
None listed
Then clicked your link a it was there. but under Anti-Kerry.
I used buy now and paypal.

[doug from upland]

(Note: it helps greatly if you have First Grader font)
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I found out that we helped the South Vietnam people in the war
because we
Had signed a paper and gave them our word
to help try to keep them FREE.

John Kerry said about 3500 times

that he fought in Vietnam and he was a big hero.

I guess he was there for four months and left early or something and some rice flew and hit him in the butt.

He and Jane Fonda
said really bad things about our country
and soldiers and helped the ENEMY.
She had a picture taken with Ho Chi Minh’s friends that showed like she was shooting down one of our planes.

My dad calls them Traitorous Scumbags.

I know what a scumbag is and I think that TRAITOROUS

means doing something really rotten against your own country.
They usually are put in jail. We once had a stinking traitor a long time ago named Benedict Arnold I read about.

John Kerry’s picture is in the Commie Museum and they love him because he helped them beat us. That REALLY makes me mad.

[doug from upland]

Kerry campaign demands that Dougie be banned! Thugs are on their way to Upland.

[doug from upland]

Thanks. I needed a title that would show up in the search engine and chose ---

Anti-Kerry Pro-Bush funny illustrated children's book

[spycatcher]

This book is full of slanderous lies and must be banned! I'm calling EBay right now!

Signed,
Your future police state monitor at Salon.com

[doug from upland]

Thanks, Shannon. I really do recommend reading it aloud in front of DemocRATS.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Just noticed your tagline
Funny

[doug from upland]

Even though I’m a kid I know that some bad
Islamic guys knocked down two big buildings
with airplanes and want to kill ALL of us.

Or at LEAST cut off our head.

[doug from upland]

Please tell the Kerry thugs that Upland is in Pennsylvania. :) That will keep them confused, at least for awhile. I'm still waiting to hear the decision on my concealed weapon permit.

[EdReform]

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