Ok. I got one. My birthday is on Halloween and my mother, of course, would make a huge birthday celebration effort. I came home from school one particular Halloween and walked into the house and there was a pumpkin in the kitchen with a knife sticking out of it.
There was blood on the knife, the pumpkin, the counters, the floor, and the phone.
Apparently, while carving the pumpkin she lost her grip and slid her fingers down the length of the rather long, sharp knife. Cut several of her fingerprint pads off. Emergency room, stitches, bandages.....
Quite a Halloween.....
So what did she do on your birthdays after that-throw a box of Duncan Hines cake mix at you and wish you luck?