You need to think this one through. About the only thing that would give Mikey Moore a bigger chubby than hijacking a Twinkie truck would be to have John Ashcroft attack his movie. He'd parley that into a $100 million box office take before the pizza guy showed up with with his 10-pie pre-dinner snack.
'Some conservatives have laughed off the hatchet job on the Bush Presidency as just the flickering rants of a Hollywood madman. But Hezbollah gives it two thumbs up, way up, and the U.S.-hating world is gushing rave reviews like crude oil. It's a hit as terrorists say, "See, I told you so!" '