Posted on 06/16/2004 12:02:29 PM PDT by Kerry Crusher
In what amounts to an unprecedented free media campaign, Big Media has tried very hard to sell Ter-AH-za Heinz Kerry to the American people. We’re happy to report they have failed. You can’t polish a turd and call it an apple. And you can’t disguise the facts about Ter-Ah-za: she’s an abrasive, unpleasant, snooty, snot who looks down her surgically reduced nose at middle class Americans.
Big Media has tried hard to make Ter-Ah-za palatable. If Americans just got to know her as we have gotten to know her, they’ll realize she’s actually a wonderfully saucy chick we can all look up to, they virtually scream.
“Instead of treating Heinz like a pariah the Kerry campaign should have made her one of its biggest stars. No one knows how much a larger presence from Heinz could have moved the polls for her husband's campaign,” we are preached to by Slate. She’s also responsible for John’s stunning come-from-behind victory over Howard dean in the primary, don’t you know. “Heinz Kerry could help close the gender gap in US politics and get out the female vote - indeed, the size of Kerry's win in Iowa last week was predicated on women voting for him. In so far as Heinz Kerry helped in that win, it bodes well for gaining support in key swing states that Democrats must win to carry the election - Pennsylvania, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri and Ohio.”
CNN has unconditionally declared her an “asset.”
She’s sexy. Just ask her. And she’s so smart. Nary an article is written that doesn’t mention her fluency in five languages.
And despite her millions, her five homes, her private jet, etc etc etc, she’s really just one of the girls. “Heinz Kerry is doing this campaign her way, and that means addressing 10,000 people at a rally as intimately as if they were 10 girlfriends hanging out in her kitchen. It's one of the many ways she's unique as a campaigner and a potential first lady.”
Well, we’re thrilled to report the American people have seen right through this transparent sales job. A recent survey by Fox News/Opinion Dynamics reveals First Lady Laura Bush would CRUSH Ter-AH-za if First Ladies were chosen by voters, 47%-23%.
Even Democrats are unenthusiastic about Ter-AH-za. While Laura Bush smashes Ter-AH-za among Republicans 85%-2%, Ter-AH-za has only a slightly higher than 2-to-1 lead over the First Lady among Democrats.
Sadly, we suspect this information will only encourage Big Media to turn up the volume on the Ter-AH-za hagiography.
Attention all Bush supporters: Ignore Teresa Heinz Kerry. I repeat, ignore Teresa Heinz Kerry. That is all.
I dont need some broad who married an old Republican for his money then when he died married a Democrat fool and tried to push him down our throats with the old Republicans money. Why is it rich people cant enjoy their riches and stop trying to pawn their dildo ideas off on the rest of us. If Theresa wants to help someone try feeding the starving , instead of giving money to lawyers working for terrorists, Give money to cancer research instead of the Philadelphia Opera. Theresa should go somewhere and STFU.And Please Theresa take your bike riding phony with you.
No, but the libs will keep trying.
Sexy and Saucy? That's the kind of talk from a wannabe First Lady? Nice. That's just the kind of presence we want in the White House isn't it? Disgraceful and classless. The dem/lib party just keeps bringing them on.
I think you replied to the wrong post.
Well, then why don't you just SAY SO!
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