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To: f.Christian; general_re
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.


Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll all just sit in the dark and wait for God to say "Let there be light!"
2,867 posted on 10/14/2003 6:06:33 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Donate to FR, and I'll record a Theme Song for the next BadJoe Weekend)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Oh, an equal-opportunity offender, eh? Those diversity workshops are starting to take their toll, I see ;)
2,873 posted on 10/14/2003 6:21:09 AM PDT by general_re ("I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.")
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.

If it absolutely has to be done in two million, it will. However, a lot more will die trying than make the cutoff.

2,875 posted on 10/14/2003 6:49:02 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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