[small voice in the wilderness]

He hit her with a fish.

You mean the famous Man Hits Woman With Fish Thread we had a few years ago could have possibly been used as a defense argument?? The old Cherokee Creation Story Defense. I should have seen it coming. Arlen Spectre just THINKS he has the market cornered in obscure law..

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heck yeah, it's a defense. I hit people with a fish all the time, and no one can do a darned thing about it because it's all 100% legal...

But I'm no lawyer or anything, so hit people with a fish at your own risk...

[Howlin]

Tada!

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3767c25f2f0f.htm

Another favorite of mine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3767c25f2f0f.htm