Darn, ya managed to figure me out (c8
You want to borrow my sky-blue beret with the UN crest on it? You can have more fun than a barrel of monkeys with that thing in a McDonalds with a few overeager rednecks early on a weekend drill morning, with a heavy touch of a cheesy Hollywood foreign accent thrown in.
Ah, see the cathedral across the street! It will be among the very first of those we close....
Helpfully, I speak Esperanto like a native. Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!
Dude, we're totally evil. (c8